Amuse me!!!

[perks]

with your wit and charm.











c'mon already; I'm waiting

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You got the wrong guy here didnt you duckie.

 

[perks]

You got the wrong guy here didnt you duckie.

The wrong guy is always the right guy

 

[Phoenyx]

There once was a young man from Venus
With an armbone as long as his penis.
I can't tell from this song
If his boner was long
Or his arm was too short for his genus.
-----------------------------------
There once was a babe from DC
A shy, nervous maiden was she
Until she joined Mensa.
The results were immense. A-
-------------------------
There once was a Malibu peasant,
Who thought gerbil-stuffing was pleasant.
When stuffed up his rectum,
They were bound to infect him
And his buttocks became incandescent.

 

[Phoenyx]

There once was a fellow named Todd
Whose nose was as long as his rod.
His violent hayfever
On sight of a beaver
Made some women think he was God.

 

[perks]

There once was a young man from Venus
With an armbone as long as his penis.
I can't tell from this song
If his boner was long
Or his arm was too short for his genus.
-----------------------------------
There once was a babe from DC
A shy, nervous maiden was she
Until she joined Mensa.
The results were immense. A-
-------------------------
There once was a Malibu peasant,
Who thought gerbil-stuffing was pleasant.
When stuffed up his rectum,
They were bound to infect him
And his buttocks became incandescent.

there was a Phoenyx from Lit
who's limericks did not quit
They were quite funny
and just a bit punny
what a delicious wit

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

*Dances on the table in a g-string*

 

[perks]

*Dances on the table in a g-string*

is that the witty part? or the charming part?

FLY you crazy thang, what are you doing?

*waving my dollars*

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

the witty part is the fact that I put the g-string on 'over' my pants

 

[perks]

the witty part is the fact that I put the g-string on 'over' my pants

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

now *that's* sexy

you're delicious, Fly_baby

 

[Cloak38]

Can we fuck first and be witty and charming in the morning????

 

[perks]

Can we fuck first and be witty and charming in the morning????

lol, how will I know if you have the ability? or if you will be charming and witty after I've made you weak?

 

[Cloak38]

You'll just have to trust me...

 

[monster666]

with your wit and charm.











c'mon already; I'm waiting

um.... okay, you aked for it!

There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said with a grunt
as he fucked her dead cunt
"Just think of the money I'll save!"

Wit... charm.. what more can you ask for?

 

[scrymettet]

I want to create a desert to celebrate you. Chocolate of course but what spice add ?
Clove and rom : For your warm and wit.

 

[perks]

unfortunately lovers, I must go. I'll be back tomorrow, but feel free to PM me in the mean time.

 

[perks]

I am ready

to be amused by your wit and charm, once again.


perks

 

[Guest]

Sorry...

 

[Tim1]

well

Is this a bad time to do card tricks?

 

[perks]

Re: Sorry...

no wit and humour here...

I'll tickle you instead

<grabs Perks and tickles her feet>

<giggle...giggle....giggle> no quit.....stop....eeeeeek!!!!!

okay...okay...do it again


++++++
and tim....card tricks are always welcome

 

[Tim1]

Re: Re: Sorry...

<giggle...giggle....giggle> no quit.....stop....eeeeeek!!!!!

okay...okay...do it again


++++++
and tim....card tricks are always welcome

Kewl man.......have any cards?.....I forgot mine as usual. It's just like me to suggest something and not have the props.

Searching through the junk drawer now.....

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Re: Sorry...

Kewl man.......have any cards?.....I forgot mine as usual. It's just like me to suggest something and not have the props.

Searching through the junk drawer now.....

I know Birdie has Tarot cards on his thread, we could steal his

I'm not sure how well they would work for your trick though, and it seems that stealing Tarot cards would be awfully bad karma.

 

[TheDR4KE]

with your wit and charm.

How about a spanking instead? ;-)

sssmmmMMMAACCKKKKKKk *rubbbbbbbbbb*


kiss

Drakey

 

[JilloryIsMoist]

Wit and charm:

My, what a Wildean clitoris you have.


That's close enough, right?