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Nah.Anyone else into this?
Mostly this involves me lying on the floor like a blob.
And then you split?
Nah.
Of course, if you ID'd as a dinoflagellate, that would be a different story.
Good to see you, ITW. How's your summer going? Any kayaking yet?You're back!
Good to see you wander back in here, JM! I've been wondering WTH you were; there have been numerous threads that have called for your unique viewpoints and input. I hope you've been well, and continue to be, and keep sharing your wisdom and wit.Good to see you, ITW. How's your summer going? Any kayaking yet?
Very kind of you to say so, SW. I've been okay. And you?Good to see you wander back in here, JM! I've been wondering WTH you were; there have been numerous threads that have called for your unique viewpoints and input. I hope you've been well, and continue to be, and keep sharing your wisdom and wit.
I thought I was the only one. Oh, God, I'm so happy to finally find other people like me!
Nah.
Of course, if you ID'd as a dinoflagellate, that would be a different story.
Any room for a paramecium here? And is anyone else interested in plasma edge play?
And then you split?
My friends' cats do marvelous amoeba play. I've never been able to figure out how they manage such utter bonelessness.
Count me in.
I have engaged in three-toed sloth play in the past and loved it - amoeba play sounds like a good way to go for me...
Glad I am not alone in my Protozoic fetish.
Here is some real good mitosis porn....
http://youtu.be/m73i1Zk8EA0
Oooo, scientific!
You also have a pond?
*twiddles thumbs*
Some people have dungeons...I have ponds. Different strokes, right?
Good to see you, ITW. How's your summer going? Any kayaking yet?
(I can never guess what will bring you out of the woodwork, JM. You're like a ninja!)
Ha, me too.
Ha. It's really just a question of what happens to be up when I pop in.
Apropos of nothing except the fact that I find this culturally interesting --- I was in an airport last week, waiting for a flight, when the guy next to me nudged me and said (pointing at a woman across the way), "Can you believe she's out in public, reading that thing?"
It was the Fifty Shades book, and the woman was on the more experienced side of the mid-century mark. She was demonstrably uninterested in health food, the fitness craze, fashion, or high maintenance grooming. Just the female equivalent of a balding guy with a beer belly, reading porn in oversized shorts and a sloppy t-shirt.
Part of me wanted to toast her for giving society the finger, and part of me just wanted to start laughing. Bondage porn, read openly by middle aged women in airports! There's something I never thought I'd see in my lifetime.
I've had better summers.Quit dodging the question - how are you?!![]()
I made a Fifty Shades joke the other day and it totally died so I guess that and your middle aged lady in the airport are evidence that it's time to start joking about Mitt Romney's twitter followers or whatever.
Is it my imagination or are guys always nudging you to share some tidbit? Women rarely if ever nudge me and my nudges have often been less than successful. I guess I look like a bitch. Maybe I should try smiling more again.
I've had better summers.
I find it hard to believe you look like a bitch. And with your wit, I don't see how they could resist those nudges!
The plutocrat could win, ITW. Nate Silver's calculations notwithstanding, there's a real chance that he will. I'm so far beyond humor on this election.