Amoeba Play!

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Mostly this involves me lying on the floor like a blob.

HAWT!

Anyone else into this?
 
I thought I was the only one. Oh, God, I'm so happy to finally find other people like me!
 
Any room for a paramecium here? And is anyone else interested in plasma edge play?
 
And then you split?

LOL You beat me to it!

My friends' cats do marvelous amoeba play. I've never been able to figure out how they manage such utter bonelessness.

I'll be doing sponge play next week. :( Off to "vacation" back east. I'll think of your amoeba wistfully.
 
I have engaged in three-toed sloth play in the past and loved it - amoeba play sounds like a good way to go for me...
 
Good to see you, ITW. How's your summer going? Any kayaking yet?
Good to see you wander back in here, JM! I've been wondering WTH you were; there have been numerous threads that have called for your unique viewpoints and input. I hope you've been well, and continue to be, and keep sharing your wisdom and wit.
 
It's good to see you wander back in here, JM! I've been wondering where you were; there have been a number of threads that could have benefited from your unique viewpoints. I hope you've been well, and continue to be, and that you keep sharing your wit and wisdom with us.
 
Good to see you wander back in here, JM! I've been wondering WTH you were; there have been numerous threads that have called for your unique viewpoints and input. I hope you've been well, and continue to be, and keep sharing your wisdom and wit.
Very kind of you to say so, SW. I've been okay. And you?
 
I thought I was the only one. Oh, God, I'm so happy to finally find other people like me!

Not alone. Not anymore. This is a safe space. No judgment.

Well, no yet anyway.

Nah.

Of course, if you ID'd as a dinoflagellate, that would be a different story.

These discussions always circle back to labels!

(I can never guess what will bring you out of the woodwork, JM. You're like a ninja!)

Any room for a paramecium here? And is anyone else interested in plasma edge play?

As my grandmother used to say: "There's always room for paramecium! And pie!"


Your taste in visual entertainment continues to baffle me, YC. But fedora on an amoeba? Kind of sexy.

And then you split?

*Ba dump bum...tish*

My friends' cats do marvelous amoeba play. I've never been able to figure out how they manage such utter bonelessness.

Cats...is there anything they can't do?

Count me in.

*Counts Kiwi in*

I have engaged in three-toed sloth play in the past and loved it - amoeba play sounds like a good way to go for me...

Three toed-sloth play? Whew, too fast for my blood, sister!

Glad I am not alone in my Protozoic fetish.

Here is some real good mitosis porn....

http://youtu.be/m73i1Zk8EA0

I'll be in my bunk.

Oooo, scientific!

You also have a pond?

*twiddles thumbs*

Some people have dungeons...I have ponds. Different strokes, right?
 
Ha, me too.

Ha. It's really just a question of what happens to be up when I pop in.

Apropos of nothing except the fact that I find this culturally interesting --- I was in an airport last week, waiting for a flight, when the guy next to me nudged me and said (pointing at a woman across the way), "Can you believe she's out in public, reading that thing?"

It was the Fifty Shades book, and the woman was on the more experienced side of the mid-century mark. She was demonstrably uninterested in health food, the fitness craze, fashion, or high maintenance grooming. Just the female equivalent of a balding guy with a beer belly, reading porn in oversized shorts and a sloppy t-shirt.

Part of me wanted to toast her for giving society the finger, and part of me just wanted to start laughing. Bondage porn, read openly by middle aged women in airports! There's something I never thought I'd see in my lifetime.
 
Ha. It's really just a question of what happens to be up when I pop in.

Apropos of nothing except the fact that I find this culturally interesting --- I was in an airport last week, waiting for a flight, when the guy next to me nudged me and said (pointing at a woman across the way), "Can you believe she's out in public, reading that thing?"

It was the Fifty Shades book, and the woman was on the more experienced side of the mid-century mark. She was demonstrably uninterested in health food, the fitness craze, fashion, or high maintenance grooming. Just the female equivalent of a balding guy with a beer belly, reading porn in oversized shorts and a sloppy t-shirt.

Part of me wanted to toast her for giving society the finger, and part of me just wanted to start laughing. Bondage porn, read openly by middle aged women in airports! There's something I never thought I'd see in my lifetime.

Quit dodging the question - how are you?! :mad:

I made a Fifty Shades joke the other day and it totally died so I guess that and your middle aged lady in the airport are evidence that it's time to start joking about Mitt Romney's twitter followers or whatever.

Is it my imagination or are guys always nudging you to share some tidbit? Women rarely if ever nudge me and my nudges have often been less than successful. I guess I look like a bitch. Maybe I should try smiling more again.
 
Quit dodging the question - how are you?! :mad:

I made a Fifty Shades joke the other day and it totally died so I guess that and your middle aged lady in the airport are evidence that it's time to start joking about Mitt Romney's twitter followers or whatever.

Is it my imagination or are guys always nudging you to share some tidbit? Women rarely if ever nudge me and my nudges have often been less than successful. I guess I look like a bitch. Maybe I should try smiling more again.
I've had better summers.

I find it hard to believe you look like a bitch. And with your wit, I don't see how they could resist those nudges!

The plutocrat could win, ITW. Nate Silver's calculations notwithstanding, there's a real chance that he will. I'm so far beyond humor on this election.
 
I've had better summers.

I find it hard to believe you look like a bitch. And with your wit, I don't see how they could resist those nudges!

The plutocrat could win, ITW. Nate Silver's calculations notwithstanding, there's a real chance that he will. I'm so far beyond humor on this election.

Is it just the election? What's really going on with JM? (Well, it's worth a shot.)

I can sometimes be shy when I first meet people but I think sometimes it comes off as bitchiness. Plus truth be told I am often cranky. I just had a birthday. I think it's okay for me to reflect on my personality flaws.

It's pretty amazing to me. Romney is so weak and unlikeable. It's just odd. Well, money is powerful I suppose. So are you volunteering for Obama? It is only July, so let's not be too dire yet! Or are you an "expect the worst, hope for the best" type?
 
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