Amish Pope--can You Save Me?

[missy2]

I don't want to burn in HELL!
I was at the mall this weekend,and I caught myself checking out every WOMAN I passed!I'm still considered a newbie here,along with some other GEORGEOUS women that came here at the same time,and I've only had one MINOR vaginaterian encounter,but the PM's I have received,along with the beautiful and intelligent women that post here have caused a stirring in my loins.Won't you please,please HELP ME?

 

[TWB]

I am sure that popey will tell you what to do, but obviously there is no hope for you. You will burn in hell, but you may as well have fun before your time comes.

Fire, brimstone, all that stuff comin your way.

Bummer.

 

[missy2]

I LOVE COCK---but there's just a part of me that doesn't want to miss out on all life has to offer.Temptation has always pulled me in.
What to do........................

 

[TWB]

Actually, my god is most understanding and would not send you to hell for that.

Pray for a little action and see what happens. If it happens, god meant it for you.

 

[missy2]

Pray for action?Are you sure?

Wouldn't that be grounds for eternal condemnation?

 

[AmishPope]

Fear not! If you play your cards right you can have all you desire without damning your soul to hell. Remember a vaginaterian is one who licks the vertical roast beef without a man there, and only they will suffer hells eternal flames and piped in Michael Bolton music.

Feel free to check out as much trim as you want. Bring it home with you, enjoy it with a fine bottle of wine. For you see as long as a man is there to help/watch/assist/direct/document/photograph the event it is not a sin agianst god. IN fact if you want the church and I will help you find all the tail you want. Even if you tell a man about it after it happens you're in the religious clear.

You see the lord created sex for mens' pleasure, not for womens'. When women become selfish and do not give men pleasure through sex God punishes them forever. If God were A woman I'm sure the roles would be reversed. Thankfully God is an all powerful male. If he wasn't he wouldn't be perfect.

God Bless

 

[missy2]

Oh,thank you Amish Pope for gracing me with your kindness and infinite wisdom.A great beacon of light has appeared,and I am prepared to take on the task at hand without the fear of eternal life in Purgatory.I will not be selfish in the ways of the flesh,but use my gifts before our maker and for the pleasure of all mankind.
OK,so like do I have to kiss your ring now or something?
$5.00 OK?
Maybe a picture or two when I get some?

 

[TWB]

Don't give him any money. It will just go to pay off victims of his gaylord preists.

 

[missy2]

You're right,TWB--no cash.

One last question ;Would it be OK to NOT have a man present,but to document the event and share later?

 

[RawHumor]

You're right,TWB--no cash.

One last question ;Would it be OK to NOT have a man present,but to document the event and share later?

I believe what he said was that there has to be photographic proof for you to post... but it's still preferrable to have a man holding the camera.

 

[RastaPope]

You're right,TWB--no cash.

One last question ;Would it be OK to NOT have a man present,but to document the event and share later?

Photos and video evidence are just fine, my child. As long as they don't smell like tuna, mon.

 

[Ginny]

Thankfully God is an all powerful male.

well at least jesus is a girl....<nodding>....thank god.....

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