amicus

[canadianpenny]

Needs to get laid. Any takers?

 

[blobfish]

I thought you and I had something.

 

[canadianpenny]

Alright blobfish will do the trick. You and amicus get 7 minutes in heaven

 

[blobfish]

It won't take that long, chicky.

 

[RoryN]

I knew of a freshman in college who spoke and had ideas like him.

Rumor was that he bragged about never masturbating, and that he could urinate without looking at or touching his penis.

 

[Peregrinator]

...he could urinate without looking at or touching his penis.

I think anyone can do this, if they don't care where their urine winds up.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I think anyone can do this, if they don't care where their urine winds up.

No worries. Amicunt's nether spigot is miniscule enough to stream in one direction when he micturates, none of that runaway whipping firehose effect would happen.

 

[evesdream]

He seems like one of these types, right down to the latin pretensions http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creativity_Movement