American Women

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We hold these truth to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are well-endowed by their creator (plastic surgeon) with certain inalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among men, deriving their powers from the consent of the governed (women). That whenever any form of Government becomes destructive of those ends, it is the right of the People (i.e. including women) to alter or abolish it, and institute new Government . . .

Ladies: it is time to arm yourselves (no contraction).

PICK UP YOUR PEN!