American Thanksgiving

[sirhugs]

always good for a food fight that turns sexy...

or that after dinner mismatched nap...

...or the Black Friday cat fight

....or snuggling for warmth in line for that great Black Friday deal.

...... or the classic "son brings new gf home to meet parents... dad realizes she is the long lost progeny from that fling he had at the bachelor party..."

 

[Ldy_Sea]

snuggling on a bear skin rug in front of the fireplace with a glass of rum spiked with a drop or two of egg nog.

Or the always favorite groupd of siblings rent a house for the holiday, and bring along spouses lovers etc... too much wine and people end up in the wrong bedroom and no one knows until morning.

 

[sirhugs]

Or an inter racial twist involving visiting or neighbouring Native Americans invited to share the feast?

 

[Hypoxia]

Setting: Along the USA-CAN border. Space-time: Two distinct T-days, one for each nation. Gimmick: Parallel stories highlighting similarities and differences. Sure, the usual T-day orgies, can't forget those.

OR something totally else. I considered another travel-through-Latin-America story, featuring 1) turkeys staked-out to graze along roadsides, 2) horny gringo ex-pats in the American Legion post in Antigua, Guatemala celebrating T-day, and 3) smoking volcanos.

 

[NiceNastyMann]

What is Thanksgiving if not dysfunctional families, airing their problems at the most inappropriate ways?

Grandpa grousing because Grammy won't give him a hummer after she takes out her teeth. Or a hand job. Or anything...

Grammy is pissed at Grandpa - he fired the landscaping crew - Manny, Pete and Norm - they really knew how to give an older gal a great time. And she made sure they came again, and again...

Dad paying way too much attention to his brothers wife - so Mom decides to do the same, and keep her hand in her brother-in-laws lap all during dinner...

Then there is Timmy, home from college - poor kid can't get a girl friend - but wow, isn't cousin Suzy all just perfectly luscious in her short short denim skirt.

And what about the new neighbor - recently divorced Brie - looking to make up a lot of lost time after getting rid of that no good two timing gay husband of hers... she's sitting between Dad and his brother - and boy, does Mom and aunt Debbie look mad...

After the cocktails, wine and beer while everyone visiting, more wine during dinner... the atmosphere is ripe for all sorts of fun.