American Fatwah!

[4est_4est_Gump]

"It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."
CS Lewis

 

[Wat_Tyler]

A stitch in time saves nine.


A penny saved is a penny earned.


A horned toad can tell you which way to go. This one says we should go to Mexico.


An empty pint will only get us as far as Jericho.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

There will be trucks in Mexico for the taking...



Of great value when the walls come tumblin' down!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I bet that Pierce Arrow parts are in short supply, though.


And that Doyle and Strozzi are still hiring idiots.


Maybe there is some stimulus package they are using to employ the mentally handicapped.


John Smith seems not to approve of it.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This village is full of people better off dead.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Seven Laws for Public Decency When I Rule the World
Megan Fox

Last week John Hawkins wrote about 5 Behaviors That Make You Trash. Right on! I’d like to go a few steps further and expand on the subject of public decency. There was a time in this country where public decency laws were actually enforced. It’s time to bring that back. The consequences for committing any of the following crimes in my world would result in hard labor in Sheriff Arpaio’s tent city.

7. Bike shorts are not interchangeable with actual shorts.
6. Muffin-tops belong on muffins.
5. Don’t bring your penis into the ladies’ room.
4. No butt cheeks please.
3. If you must have a tattoo, think first and ixnay on the PDA.
2. If you can wear it on a pole, don’t.
1. Pajama bottoms are not the same thing as pants.

http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2012/0...ecency-when-i-rule-the-world/?singlepage=true

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There it is, Agua Caliente. It looks like a morgue. It could so easily be one.


There should be a rule against bad sombrero fringe - to infringe on it - because it infringes on my sensibilities.


Ten Bears would puke a little if he knew.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I got a fringe front on my buggy,
I got a frisky little colt in a hurry,
And my pretty little Black-Eyed Susie sittin' by my side...

Oh she sure knows how to use me,
Pretty little black-eyed Susie,
Playin' hooky with my heart all the time!

 

[Derpman]

derp!