American Dickshits

[dave-73]

Anyone wish to comment on the large population of yank wankers.... I am a bastard and I love being a cunt and slaging freaks off...wankers wankers yankie fucking wankers

 

[OUTSIDER]

what a happy chappy.

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

Pommie.

 

[dave-73]

outsider how are you???

 

[Mistress]

Now I know where all my mental disorder drugs went too....

 

[dave-73]

mental dissorder druggs mmmmmm where can I get some of these little fellas??

 

[Mistress]

Grins Call my shrink....

 

[dave-73]

ahhhhhhh shrink,,, now try and guess how many times people have suggested that I see a shrink,,,,,,,,little bit loopy ya seeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[OUTSIDER]

I'm good, though you seem set on stiring things up

 

[willywanker]

Psssst, Mistress, don't say shrink around a horny guy

Hmmmm, come to think of it, with my name, this may not have been the best thread to add to. Oh well, needed my daily dose of Snuggles. Oh, and Dave, hope you find those drugs.

 

[dave-73]

I simply be a twat because when I first joined here and when I join most boards they dont take much notice, and I feel that a good arguement spices life up...yet when I try and tell the yanks that I just like being a mischeviouse bastard and picking on people, nicely though

 

[Myrrdin]

Infected Area!

Gov't vet's are at this moment probing this suspected case of foot in mouth.
An exclusion zone has been set up and schedule D notices served on anyone who has had recent contact. The source of this outbreak is being traced.
Please report all cases of "chomping" or grinding of teeth and excessive salivation. Oh and if your vesicles become pustular , seek medical advice.
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This has been a public service announcement

 

[OUTSIDER]

and please remember to disinfect all footwear and vehicles

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Dave! Could You Please

Fix Yer Signature!
It's Driving Me Nuts
ENOUGH! Please, ENOUGH!

 

[Mistress]

I was thinking the same thing

 

[jcgirl]

He's got more important things to worry about.

Like that penile disfunction......really should get that looked at Dave.

I hear they have implants now..


No...no......definitly not good if its smaller than your pinky

 

[Myrrdin]

It's the usual dicks-lax-ier problem.