Ambro

[KillerMuffin]

Oh, sorry babe, not anywhere near disagreeable in regards to you. I'm pissed off because I can't get this story finished.

My boss, adorable "Uh! I'm am soooooo not goth!" bitch that she is won't stay off my laptop. She's cruising the singles sites, beware guys. Run for your very lives, she falls in love too easy and has long serious conversations with her friends after the first date about how she could see spending the rest of her life with whoever. Not unless you really wanna move to Kansas and be "The One."

I have about 2 and half pages to go and it'll be done. It's a beautiful wonderful blah blah blah story and I really wanna get it finished. Then it will be better cause it will be done. But noooooooooooooooo Miz Beth has to cruise for guys online when I could be writing porn. Even if it a beautifully romantic tale. HUhumphphph. Now I, the phone-o-phobic, have to go and call people and tell them to get their sorry mangy asses down there and freakin pay up, or I'm calling First Sergeant.

 

[Ambrosious]

Cool, I'll be at a stinking wedding in stinking Boston for the next three days anyway, so it looks like our timing is perfect. Thanks for the update, and the warning for all the single guys.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Not All woman are like that But I hope you get your story done

 

[Naked Hunny]

Going to Boston huh? Ya know im right outside Philly!! Layover by chance?

 

[Ambrosious]

No it's a non stop. But we are flying Delta and with their pilot problems, I may not get to go at all. What am I thinking? I'm never THAT lucky.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Well its still snowing a bit here maybe it will pick up again and youll never make it to boston!! YOu may have to turn around that is!!

 

[Ambrosious]

Keeping my fingers crossed.

<singing>

If heaven ain't a lot like Dixiiiieeeee, I don't want to go!

 

[Expertise]

Send her this way. I'll change her tune.

 

[Silverlily]

Send her this way. I'll change her tune.

What? Make her swear off guys forever?

 

[Expertise]

In two shakes of a lambs tail KE. Maybe quicker,

 

[Silverlily]

Thank you for shattering my fantasies

Two shakes? *sigh* I thought you lasted longer....

 

[Expertise]

Too funy cutie.

What I meant was that she woul be collecting nude 3-d collages of Martina Navratalova and Jodie Foster before sundown.

Nothing wrong ith my stamina and if there was I have an extremely short refractory period.

So there

 

[Silverlily]

So where?

Your place or mine?

You bring your refactory period and we shall see.

(btw - what's it like after the third time? the fourth? )

 

[Expertise]

A little slower, but with the proper stimuli, still pretty brief.

The refractory period not the stamina smartass.

 

[Silverlily]

The refractory period not the stamina smartass.

Damn, he's getting used to this!

You were missed, very, very much.

 

[Expertise]

It keeps me alert.

And lord knows the world needs more lerts.

Glad to know I was missed. Unfortunately it will become quite common until after christmas.