slyc_willie
Captain Crash
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Okay, so I got a couple of Amazon.com gift certificates, worth a total of $100.00. I'd been putting off using them, and actually almost forgot all about them. Then, out of the blue, I decided to log on and peruse the selection of books and movies they have to offer.
Silly me.
The place is FREAKIN' HUGE!
Books, movies, CDs, games, toys . . . they offer PRODUCE! Wedding rings! Holy Hell, is there no end to the madness . . . .
I spent four freakin' hours on Amazon, caught up in the miasmoric web of products on offer. I'd put in something to search for, then just . . . stare. Oh. My. God.
"It's full of stars."
In the end, I picked out a couple movies and a CD, a book, and an electronic telescoping Obi-Wan lightsaber.
What can I say? I'm a geek.
Honestly, there's a lot to be said for the limited selection available at the typical mall or shopping center. There really can be too much of a good thing. I really didn't need to spend those hours scrolling through so many choices and options.
Please, if there is anyone so inclined, DO NOT give me a gift certificate to Amazon.com!

Silly me.
The place is FREAKIN' HUGE!
Books, movies, CDs, games, toys . . . they offer PRODUCE! Wedding rings! Holy Hell, is there no end to the madness . . . .
I spent four freakin' hours on Amazon, caught up in the miasmoric web of products on offer. I'd put in something to search for, then just . . . stare. Oh. My. God.
"It's full of stars."
In the end, I picked out a couple movies and a CD, a book, and an electronic telescoping Obi-Wan lightsaber.

Honestly, there's a lot to be said for the limited selection available at the typical mall or shopping center. There really can be too much of a good thing. I really didn't need to spend those hours scrolling through so many choices and options.
Please, if there is anyone so inclined, DO NOT give me a gift certificate to Amazon.com!