Am I Wrong?

[dolf]

Here's some free advice from Johnny for all the sad fellas looking to meet a nice lady:

Turn off the computer and go outside.

Hell... women are everywhere! You can't hardly walk down a street without seeing a few of 'em.

And almost all of them just want to get on with their day without some random guy pestering her for poon.

 

[missyunderstanding]

Spot on!

Here's some free advice from Johnny for all the sad fellas looking to meet a nice lady:

Turn off the computer and go outside.

Hell... women are everywhere! You can't hardly walk down a street without seeing a few of 'em.

Don't shop for car parts at a pizza shop.

 

[rockcasbah]

And almost all of them just want to get on with their day without some random guy pestering her for poon.

You must be sending out poon vibes.

What are you wearing right now?

 

[solardays]

Here's some free advice from Johnny for all the sad fellas looking to meet a nice lady:

Turn off the computer and go outside.

Hell... women are everywhere! You can't hardly walk down a street without seeing a few of 'em.

Yeah, but they run too fast. LOL.

 

[solardays]

And almost all of them just want to get on with their day without some random guy pestering her for poon.

This is why some guys like to stand out from the randomness of the faces in the crowd and say, "Hey, here I am. Pay attention to me."

Bonus points for the use of the word poon.

 

[PaxNurgle]

I have always said that every woman has at least 3 guys that want them. Here on Lit I'm sure it's more like 50 guys per woman. Am I wrong?

Perhaps not. Only someone with admin privleges to the user database can tell us for sure.

It is a simple fact that far more men are into porn than women. And even tasteful erotic literature can be considered "porn" by people.

 

[redroses3377]

I have always said that every woman has at least 3 guys that want them. Here on Lit I'm sure it's more like 50 guys per woman. Am I wrong?

It would be nice to have a harem. I have given up on finding a girlfriend I'm allowed to have after being turned down over 40 times. Not sex speaking but relationship seeking to get to know the person to see if it will lead to sex or if it would be someone I would even want to have sex with. Am I to picky? Not really but after that many turn downs there is not very many that turn my head any more honestly.

Wait, are you looking to find a relationship here on lit? Also, you already have a wife and you crying that you can't find a girlfriend? Greedy much?

 

[redroses3377]

I hope so because on Lit I always thought 25-50% of the women were men.

Surely you don't need help finding a woman to talk to. Almost everyone needs insurance.

 

[solardays]

Wait, are you looking to find a relationship here on lit? Also, you already have a wife and you crying that you can't find a girlfriend? Greedy much?

If you're a married guy and trolling for women, please hide the fact that you are married. Otherwise you open yourself up to some major disrespect. Unless there are some sort of extenuating circumstances that aren't obvious.

 

[redroses3377]

If you're a married guy and trolling for women, please hide the fact that you are married. Otherwise you open yourself up to some major disrespect. Unless there are some sort of extenuating circumstances that aren't obvious.

You consider my questions to be "major disrespect"? lol

 

[lovetoread]

If you're a married guy and trolling for women, please hide the fact that you are married. Otherwise you open yourself up to some major disrespect. Unless there are some sort of extenuating circumstances that aren't obvious.

uh no

if you are fucking married you should absolutely mention that fact

even an open marriage is a marriage

 

[solardays]

uh no

if you are fucking married you should absolutely mention that fact

even an open marriage is a marriage

The married ones aren't in "open" marriages I'll bet.

 

[Cancri]

......

 

[redroses3377]

Not looking for a relationship on lit. Your little line is hateful talk to an open and honest person. Do you think your funny putting me down?

Oh no, you're mistaken. I don't care enough to hate. I find it funny that you're whining about being "allowed" to have a girlfriend while married, but being unable to find one. Get a grip.

 

[dolf]

Perhaps not. Only someone with admin privleges to the user database can tell us for sure.

It is a simple fact that far more men are into porn than women. And even tasteful erotic literature can be considered "porn" by people.

Or... any woman who has an account here?

I once challenged seanh to start an account with an obviously female username.
Ask how many messages he had without ever posting, without even having an av.

There's guys on the gb who have a handful of crushes, but then there's swarms of ten post leg humpers who chase anyone who might have that winning cunt/pulse combo. They actively search for new members, because this increases the chance of naivety.

 

[Saint Peter]

Surely you don't need help finding a woman to talk to. Almost everyone needs insurance.

!!!

 

[Saint Peter]

pigs.


all of them.

 

[dolf]

oink.


Oink oink oink.

 

[Sean]

Or... any woman who has an account here?

I once challenged seanh to start an account with an obviously female username.
Ask how many messages he had without ever posting, without even having an av.

There's guys on the gb who have a handful of crushes, but then there's swarms of ten post leg humpers who chase anyone who might have that winning cunt/pulse combo. They actively search for new members, because this increases the chance of naivety.

Ha! I'd forgotten all about that.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=399418

 

[dolf]

Ha! I'd forgotten all about that.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=399418

It's really obvious on dating sites. Pit up a pic and you'll have at least a 5-50 messages/day, depending on the site. A good percentage of them will soon be messages telling you how rude you are for not responding to them within the hour. Put in your profile that, due to volume, you don't reply to every message, and a quarter of the messages will be accusing you of lying to make yourself look popular.

I spent a lot of time experimenting with how men respond to women's profiles! What's interesting is that you can put that you're lazy, selfish, frigid, argumentative, etc. and still get (admittedly amongst a lot of abuse for not being a nicer little lady) a reasonable volume of men wanting to get to know you better

 

[dolf]

As uncle rosco once said, "most men would fuck a snake if they knew nobody would find out. "

 

[Saint Peter]

lab rats.

all of them.

 

[dolf]

squeak squeak.

squeak squeak squeak.

 

[rockcasbah]

And almost all of them just want to get on with their day without some random guy pestering her for poon.

Women on Literotica are being approached by men?

The horror!

 

[dolf]

Women on Literotica are being approached by men?

The horror!

And how are you today, grandpapa?