Am i the only old newbie?

[AusTess]

I kinda feel like an old newbie.
I've posted around here for the last 12 months,i guess,mainly on the amateur pic board.
What can i say,i'm a showoff.*s*

Anyway,after lurking here a bit,posting occasionally,i've come to the conclusion that i'm a strange breed.

Is there such a thing as an old newbie?

 

[Rick DeVille]

You and me

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Ya don't look so old to me Tess Matter of fact, you look terrific!

 

[PHANTOM5875]

Make that three!

 

[SweetCherry]

Dammit, STP, ether put a shirt on or get into some roman gladiator leather cuz every time I see your AV i think of Russell Crowe in Gladiators. Making me drool everywhere right now.

 

[LukkyKnight]

PHANTOM, is that a candle, or...

Tess, you are not old. Middle age begins at 50, and reaches to at least the age of retirement, at which point you MAY become old. I'm also not sure you qualify as a newbie after 12 months and roughly a post/day during that interval, but I am not veteran enough myself to judge...

 

[AusTess]

I have this thing for Billy Bob.
*Glassy eyed stare*

*Coughs*

And i aint old.
Well,when i was sixteen i thought i would be old at this age,but now i'm this age,50 still seems kinda young.
I dont make much sense,do i?


And i kinda like the shirtless look.
If i could just drag my eyes away from Rick for a second....

 

[u2slow13]

at least we know now what we wished we had then, I hope

 

[AusTess]

And i hate to dissapoint you all but that pic named Goo?
Has NO sexual connotations at all.*L*
I just forgot to rename it.

 

[Rick DeVille]

I have this thing for Billy Bob.
*Glassy eyed stare*

*Coughs*

And i aint old.
Well,when i was sixteen i thought i would be old at this age,but now i'm this age,50 still seems kinda young.
I dont make much sense,do i?


And i kinda like the shirtless look.
If i could just drag my eyes away from Rick for a second....

You're younger than me, baby, so be a newbie

 

[StondTmplPilot]

I dont know if i should be flattered that you like the shirtless look, or pissed off that you'd rather look at someone whose av is not of himself

 

[Rick DeVille]

I dont know if i should be flattered that you like the shirtless look, or pissed off that you'd rather look at someone whose av is not of himself

I enjoy the last part more but its your call

 

[AusTess]

I aint young enough to be called baby,no shit.
Or dear,darlin,sweetheart,sugar.

Tess.

Say it slowly now.

T e s s.

If you do it again,i'll start calling you sugarblossom.
Or somethin equally cringeworthy.

 

[LukkyKnight]

makes sense to me

I have this thing for Billy Bob.
*Glassy eyed stare*

*Coughs*

And i aint old.
Well,when i was sixteen i thought i would be old at this age,but now i'm this age,50 still seems kinda young.
I dont make much sense,do i?


And i kinda like the shirtless look.
If i could just drag my eyes away from Rick for a second....

at 16 is when most people first think they know it all (even Shakespeare has alluded to this, btw) but it doesn't really come on full bore until college. One has to be out of college at least 6-8 years (longer if you go to grad school) before realizing how little we know, how young 16 is, or how UN-old people in their 40s really are.

 

[Rick DeVille]

I aint young enough to be called baby,no shit.
Or dear,darlin,sweetheart,sugar.

Tess.

Say it slowly now.

T e s s.

If you do it again,i'll start calling you sugarblossom.
Or somethin equally cringeworthy.

You can't teach old dogs or something like that. What's wrong with Sugar Blossom?

Tess, see I can say it but only because your av is cute

 

[AusTess]

Oh puhlease.

I have a little tiny thing for Billy Bob.
And i'd stare at it no matter who was using it.

Aint we a bit old to be arguing over avis?
I mean shit.*L*

Anyways,Mine is the best there is and i expect everyone to be mesmorised by it.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Oh puhlease.

I have a little tiny thing for Billy Bob.
And i'd stare at it no matter who was using it.

Aint we a bit old to be arguing over avis?
I mean shit.*L*

Anyways,Mine is the best there is and i expect everyone to be mesmorised by it.

Tess, what I said was said in jest, it was only a joke...i thought the big smiley would make that clear, but if not, I apologize. And on a side note, I am mezmorized!

 

[AusTess]

I'm Orstraylean.
We dont do college.

Well,us country hick farmers daughters types dont.
We get pregnant,trap the first man we can,and spit out kids for the rest of our childbearing years.
So uh,i really still no nothin,do i?
*Chews some straw*


Rick,darlin,sweetie,sugarpie,
I had a cow called sugarblossom once.
She used to swat me in the face with a fly blown tail every chance she got.
If i close my eyes i can smell it.

And yes,my av is cute.

But are you mesmorised?

 

[Rick DeVille]

Anyways,Mine is the best there is and i expect everyone to be mesmorised by it.

It's close but you betta get a popsicle

 

[AusTess]

Did i spell that right?
Mesmorised.
Mesmerised.
I knew i shoulda gone to college.

Stond,i do not have a sense of humour.
Dont make jokes with me.
I dont get them.
I had my funny bone removed.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Rick,darlin,sweetie,sugarpie,
I had a cow called sugarblossom once.
She used to swat me in the face with a fly blown tail every chance she got.
If i close my eyes i can smell it.

How did you let a cow get flyblown especially a milker?

Rick,darlin,sweetie,sugarpie,

keep that up and I'll get homesick

 

[LukkyKnight]

straw, is it?

I'm Orstraylean.
We dont do college.

Ok, fine, then you may have started your 6-8 years as early as the age of 18 by my reckoning, and in doing some quick research I find that the passage I was thinking of applies to young men. I am certain Ostraylean women are excluded, mate.

I would there were no age between sixteen and three-and-twenty, or that youth would sleep out the rest; for there is nothing in the between but getting wenches with child, wronging the ancientry, stealing, fighting. "

William Shakespeare, The Winter's Tale

 

[StondTmplPilot]

I think the surgeons removed the wrong bone then Tess.

 

[AusTess]

A popsicle?

I need a popsicle?

And i thought i could get by with great breasts.

Rick,i made it up about the cow.
The closest i've ever been to a cow is opening a carton of milk.

 

[LukkyKnight]

by odd coincidence

I have one popsicle here, Tess. I'd be tickled pink to share it with you.