Am I Masturbating Too Much?

Too much??? Not sure I understand the question. Wait a minute, I have to go masterbate.
 
Since joining Lit, reading the stories and threads, it seams my libido has gone through the roof, I'm masturbating at least four times a day, I just seem to be horny all the time, is this common with other people on here? I'm a 38yo male from the U.K



You spend the whole day fucking around on line and jerking off? I am pretty sure you work for me. Is your name Larry?
 
Jesus! Will you guys quit horsing around with the poor newbie?!

flyinghigh, be warned - you keep that up for more than four days and your gentleman's parts will explode in your face, you'll grow a slimy tail and from your wasted seed a half-spirit half-demon shall be created to haunt you and drink your blood every night.
 
very normal but don't forget the lotions and oils. The fricton burns are no.fun. :D
 
No such thing as masturbating too much:) Just enjoy yourself!

You never mentioned if you only masturbated yourself of if you masturbate another.
Treat masturbation like alcohol- as long as it doesn't interfere with you, your lifestyle, and/or
other people, have at it and enjoy!

If you are known for masturbating other people just as often, then I am sure that they appreciate the stimulation
 
i find masterbation so relaxing and fun especially with some of the new ideas in here
 
Jesus! ... flyinghigh, be warned - you keep that up for more than four days and your gentleman's parts will explode in your face, you'll grow a slimy tail and from your wasted seed a half-spirit half-demon shall be created to haunt you and drink your blood every night.

Damn! :eek: I was friggin' wonderin' why I was so low on blood all the time. :cool:

:D
 
It's good for you and keeps the blood flowing. I say outlive the bastards and masturbate as much as possible.
 
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