Am I crazy or is my girlfriend's behaviour suspicious?

[Queersetti]

The OP, not birdie.

You sure?

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-15-2015/hj9M9z.gif

 

[Wings]

You sure?

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-15-2015/hj9M9z.gif

Not entirely!

 

[lemonbread]

OP, I think you could benefit from some therapy. Just because your girlfriend dated a black guy doesn't mean she's into black guys more than you. You sound really insecure and paranoid. I dated a black guy. But I'm actually most attracted to slender white women.

Look: Her looks, her past, or who she golfs with does not define her relationship with you. You need to realize that you're good enough, and stop worrying about it. Your insecurities will only drive a wedge.

 

[neci]

meh. heterosexual is boring. make 'em lesbians or add a bit about you getting ass fucked or i'm out, man.

do you like sucking cock?

 

[Aquagal]

do you like sucking cock?

And balls.

 

[neci]

And balls.

pointless has fat, saggy balls.

 

[Aquagal]

pointless has fat, saggy balls.

But does he suck other fat, saggy ones?

 

[pointless]

they're more stretchy than saggy.

 

[neci]

fat, saggy balls are my favorite. little pillows.

*snorz

 

[neci]

they're more stretchy than saggy.

bearded bites?

 

[cfuhrer]

Is today a school holiday?

 

[BiTodd]

do you like sucking cock?

I am not sure i should try a few more times before i decide.

 

[FGB]

What is the French word for Sucker?

Thanks Babelfish.com!

You are a Meunier !

 

[gypsyTX]

A miller?

 

[parodyluvr75]

You sure?

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-15-2015/hj9M9z.gif

That is the alluring dance of my people.

 

[richard_daily]

That's what I'm afraid off. I haven't mentioned my suspicions to her, since I have no evidence of any wrong doing, but I guess I better keep my eyes open.

Dude, you posted a thread about wanting to be cuckolded, and how your wife fucked another dude... and now you're posting this.

You don't see that as being inconsistent or odd at all?

You've already been called out on it.

 

[Queersetti]

OP, I think you could benefit from some therapy. Just because your girlfriend dated a black guy doesn't mean she's into black guys more than you.

That's true. She could be into all guys more than him.

 

[Que]

That's true. She could be into all guys more than him.

Or, he could be into black guys more than her.

 

[butters]

Dude, you posted a thread about wanting to be cuckolded, and how your wife fucked another dude... and now you're posting this.

You don't see that as being inconsistent or odd at all?

You've already been called out on it.

ah, but he went an edited that out yesterday, so he can pretend it doesn't exist. seempuls!

 

[Lancecastor]

That's the million dollar question.

Is your imaginary big-tittied wife's name "Butters" ?

 

[butters]

Is your imaginary big-tittied wife's name "Butters" ?

aw, look at me all over your lips, all in your mind

are you trying to say i'm married now? tsk tsk. silly, obsolete lance. bless. gimme a few more months and i will be. it's a real shame you can't be as happy as we are about it, but then ltr's spurning of your advances really made you a itsy bit bitter, didn't it? chin up, lance, learn to enjoy your own company - if that's possible.

 

[Lancecastor]

I am looking forward to the wedding and the move so very much!

I was a big Green Acres fan you see.

Really....it's going to provide us with LOTS of material here for years....I love you for that. Thankyou!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umS3XM3xAPk

aw, look at me all over your lips, all in your mind

are you trying to say i'm married now? tsk tsk. silly, obsolete lance. bless. gimme a few more months and i will be. it's a real shame you can't be as happy as we are about it, but then ltr's spurning of your advances really made you a itsy bit bitter, didn't it? chin up, lance, learn to enjoy your own company - if that's possible.