am i alone? i can't come from blowjobs

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL God I need to watch that show in reruns and see if there actually WAS a subliminal reason why I picked this name.

I think "Secret" may have something there. When I was very young (teens) I had trouble making love to women I cared for deeply, because the act itself seemed so, ya know, impolite.

 

[estevie]

well everyone, i am a guy and for those of you who asked the problem...i'm not really sure. i think it has something to do with the need for thrust. as far as not giving it enough time...that's definitly not it. oh and estievie, don't worry about me masturbating. i gotta system all worked out for that!

glad to know you got the masterbating thing all worked out!

 

[Guest]

Ahhh, those were the days. Bringing Meshach Taylor back to the trailer between scenes and begging him to ram his lovely cock up my ass. We could hear Hal banging on the door, but thank God for the dead bolts, which is what I call Hal's dick nowdays...

Everyone thought Meshach was gay, but I knew different, every time he blew his load in my face. The make-up crew had a job fixing my face after one of those session, believe me....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I hear the Bloodworth-Thomason's new show blows too.

 

[Guest]

That's because Linda has been depressed ever since Bubba left the White house and now all her creative juices dried up, so to speak.

But I still do appreciate her getting me that date with Billy in the Lincoln bedroom. To bad the he's a premature ejaculator as well as the Commander-in-Chief. No wonder he stained Monica's cocktail dress- she probably wasn't expecting a Presidential issuance so early in the evening...

 

[chatkitten]

ok, i don't know what i'm doing (i'm a newbie), so i'll just put this out there. i can't come from blowjobs or manual stimulation. please help!

paganangel, hey so maybe you need to let yourself get lost in consentrate on the feeling. there is nothing wrong with you it could be that you are not getting a blowjob from the right person. let me tell you though i can not get off without riding the man. i have tried it all and nothing else works....

 

[paganangel]

Re: Re: am i alone? i can't come from blowjobs

paganangel, hey so maybe you need to let yourself get lost in consentrate on the feeling. there is nothing wrong with you it could be that you are not getting a blowjob from the right person. let me tell you though i can not get off without riding the man. i have tried it all and nothing else works....

uh-oh, lilminx is gonna be real pissed at you! besides, i've had a few people blow me. only once did i come. it took her 3 and a half hours. god bless her.
"Remember, you meet the same people on the way up that you'll be meeting on the way down" - Ozzy Osbourne

 

[chatkitten]

Re: Re: Re: am i alone? i can't come from blowjobs

uh-oh, lilminx is gonna be real pissed at you! besides, i've had a few people blow me. only once did i come. it took her 3 and a half hours. god bless her.
"Remember, you meet the same people on the way up that you'll be meeting on the way down" - Ozzy Osbourne

sorry if i pissed someone off (lilminx) sorry k didnot realize.....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Re: Re: Re: am i alone? i can't come from blowjobs

"Remember, you meet the same people on the way up that you'll be meeting on the way down" - Ozzy Osbourne

Wait a minute...Ozzy Osbourne?

 

[lilminx]

Re: Re: Re: Re: am i alone? i can't come from blowjobs

sorry if i pissed someone off (lilminx) sorry k didnot realize.....

He was just kidding, chatkitten- I'm not mad I even made a joke earlier in the thread about that...

 

[paganangel]

thank you all for your input. if anyone gets a chance please read my submission, "Vampirotique" its very brief. its my first try so don't hate me. and dixon, i wasn't offended by you. maybe ozzy didn't say it first, but he said it. and vote. if i had a clue as to how to give you all a link i would.
http://www.literotica.com/contests/halloween2001.html

 

[Styphon]

Please note -

'Masterbate' is wrong. 'Masturbate' is right.
'Throws of passion' is wrong. 'Throes of passion' is right.

I'm constantly amazed that people spell these incorrectly!

Styphon

 

[estevie]

Please note -

'Masterbate' is wrong. 'Masturbate' is right.
'Throws of passion' is wrong. 'Throes of passion' is right.

I'm constantly amazed that people spell these incorrectly!

Styphon

sorry for the typo!! mastUrbate...mastUrbate...mastUrbate, there I think I got it now!

 

[Southern37]

Masturbation

i masterbate phonetically

 

[Southern37]

Blow Jobs

I too have some difficulty coming whilst receiving oral sex, for, I think, several reasons. One reason is that the first girl to go down on me constantly asked me to tell her when I was close so I wouldn't come in her mouth. "Are you close?" she'd say. I'd say, "Uh, I still haven't taken my pants off". It was that bad. It wasn't that she was bad at it. It was that I knew she'd rather be doing something else. Anything else. I think she gave me a complex.

Reason two is that when a girl is giving me a blowjob, and I actually do get close, I suddenly want to have intercourse very, VERY badly. I would rather flip my good lady on her back and fuck my brains out than come from her mouth. I can't control myself.

And yet, when I actually HAVE come from oral sex, my orgasms have been utter mind-benders, the best ever. The first time a girl gave me a blowjob and swallowed I practically climbed the walls. I at last understood why that quality is so prized amongst girlfriends.

My wife absolutely will not swallow...id give anything for a bj with a swallow!

 

[estevie]

Re: Blow Jobs

My wife absolutely will not swallow...id give anything for a bj with a swallow!

*grins*

 

[Southern37]

love your grin..and i can hardly wait!

 

[JazzManJim]

Actually, he's not alone.

It's been quite a long time since I've been able to orgasm from oral sex. I'm not sure quite why that is, because it feels *really* good to me and I've had a couple very energetic and willing partners, but even so, no go.

Ah well, I do enjoy getting a blowjob anyhow.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

JazzManJim -- I have a story that might interest you. Click my link below. You'll know it when you see it. LOL

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL Sorry, the link only comes up after I enable cookies. Freakin' computers.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

i masterbate phonetically

I'm coming...I'm coming...That's hard "c", short "o", "single m", second syllable "ing"!!! Ahhhh!

 

[JazzManJim]

Very nice indeed.

Man, I really liked those, DCL. I've had an idea for a story percolating in my head for a month or so that was similar to yours, but I'm such a lazy writer that I never really get around to putting it onto paper.

You definitely gave a JazzMan a reason to smile.

 

[Rambling Rose]

yes but...

that guitar string hadda hurt!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That was the point. LOL

JazzMan, you must have read "Jazzy Girl" already, I just posted. Glad you liked it. Write yours. Maybe Laurel will create a Jazz Sex Anthology.

 

[paganangel]

it's funny. i can't come from blowjobs, yet i always wind up with women that love giving head. most of them want to swallow too. thank god i can pullout fast enough to get it up to their lips. every now and then of course there's an accident.

"Is that...hair gel?" - Mary