Am I about to be Fried?

[PeteHulbert37]

There's grease boiling on the stove top and she is really mad at me.

 

[parodyluvr75]

If they come at you with a skillet run.

 

[Miles Long]

Before I decide how to feel about this: are you bacon?

 

[AllyRose]

"We'd looooove for you to stick around for dinner."

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Before I decide how to feel about this: are you bacon?

Well, I'm certainly not bovine.

 

[Aquagal]

Does she have a man sized platter of egg and flour set out?

 

[ImSinister]

Schedule a meeting with your woman to get feedback. Tell her you want to be the best man possible and it would be helpful for you to go over what you're doing well, what you can improve on (and suggestions for how to do so), and if needed to clarify any goals and objectives she has for you in this role. Any woman that doesn't gladly have that conversation with you isn't a relationship you want to continue.

 

[Miles Long]

Schedule a meeting with your woman to get feedback. Tell her you want to be the best man possible and it would be helpful for you to go over what you're doing well, what you can improve on (and suggestions for how to do so), and if needed to clarify any goals and objectives she has for you in this role. Any woman that doesn't gladly have that conversation with you isn't a relationship you want to continue.

Sounds pretty legit.

 

[ImSinister]

Sounds pretty legit.

Your summary was so well done I didn't have the heart or strength to try to write my own.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I guess we're supposed to keep a parody going. Who knew?

 

[Hypoxia]

If she immerses you in a deep-fryer, or straps you into an electric chair, you'll be fried. If she merely throws boiling oil upon you, it's a different type of cooking. Beware if she invites you into the oven or even a sauna. And don't try firewalking. Especially if your brain is fried.