Am I a mutant?

[The Squid King]

Does anybody else's hair and fingernails grow at an astronomical rate?

I have my hair razor shaved off on Fridays and by Monday I got the peach fuzz back and by Thursday it's a quater of an inch.

Fingernails too! I have to trim them every couple days just to keep them neat.

Am I a mutant, or what?

 

[Tyrael]

You mean your hair grows back after you cut it?

Wha the hell is this freaky ass shit?!

 

[The Squid King]

You mean your hair grows back after you cut it?

Wha the hell is this freaky ass shit?!

Yeah, but a quarter of an inch a week?

I think that is a lot.

 

[DopeyAngel]

My god you are an absolute freak! Its like me, every time I drink over a litre of water I have to go running off to the bathroom............

 

[Orwell84]

I may be wrong, but I think the norm for hair growth was about one-half inch per month. Don't know about nails. The departed Mr. Hughes might be able to help with that one.

 

[Reverie]

I vote Mutant, most definitely