Am I a creep and a perv?

[zotique]

I posted the following on a local free infotainment newspaper in the "Confessions" section. Got called a creep and a perv.




I was at a friend's for dinner last August. He invited numerous women friends over and one showed up a little sweaty on a bicycle and the room soon was scented with a sweet ripe scent not unlike spruce honey.

I realized it was coming from under the thin silk skirt the woman on the bicycle was wearing. Jeez it was nice, I could just about taste her nectary flower. I just about said "who's wearing that amazing perfume" but I kept my mouth shut.

 

[Saint Peter]

Get away from my chopper, freak.

 

[lovetoread]

I posted the following on a local free infotainment newspaper in the "Confessions" section. Got called a creep and a perv.




I was at a friend's for dinner last August. He invited numerous women friends over and one showed up a little sweaty on a bicycle and the room soon was scented with a sweet ripe scent not unlike spruce honey.

I realized it was coming from under the thin silk skirt the woman on the bicycle was wearing. Jeez it was nice, I could just about taste her nectary flower. I just about said "who's wearing that amazing perfume" but I kept my mouth shut.

Yes..

 

[Saint Peter]

Get back on my chopper, freak.

 

[lovetoread]

The perviest of the pervs you are.

 

[lovecraft68]

She rode a bicycle in a skirt?

And I think you have porn writing mixed with reality because if a woman's 'perfume' can be smelled from across the room then she has a problem and I'm willing to bet it won't smell like honey.

 

[thør]

She rode a bicycle in a skirt?

And I think you have porn writing mixed with reality because if a woman's 'perfume' can be smelled from across the room then she has a problem and I'm willing to bet it won't smell like honey.

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/browbeat/2014/07/02/penny_in_your_pants_the_bike_hack_for_biking_in_a_skirt_without_flashing/117638917-young-woman-rides-a-bicycle-on-a-hot-day-in-the-city.jpg.CROP.promo-mediumlarge.jpg

 

[silver gurl]

I was going to ask the same question...who bikes in a silk skirt? logistically, it seems unlikely.

 

[thør]

I was going to ask the same question...who bikes in a silk skirt? logistically, it seems unlikely.

https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/312/18992701501_9b8946a993_z.jpg

 

[girlsmiley]

Skirt, not dress.

 

[thør]

Skirt, not dress.

The first cyclist is in a skirt with a tight top.

 

[Smootg103]

did ya fuck the sweaty slut brah?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I haven't read the post, but Imma go with a big hairy yes, thou art a perv.

 

[lovecraft68]

The first cyclist is in a skirt with a tight top.

But silk? Not what you would bike in and never mind what sweat would really do to it.

 

[thør]

But silk? Not what you would bike in and never mind what sweat would really do to it.

Silk fabric can be quite tough and forgiving if made right.

 

[Aquagal]

She shouldn't be sweating ON the silk skirt, it looks like her twat is straight on the seat.

 

[lovecraft68]

She shouldn't be sweating ON the silk skirt, it looks like her twat is straight on the seat.

Well in that case the perv should have run outside and sniffed her seat

 

[Magicscreen2]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b8/7b/a3/b87ba36887d4b71e849a27579de1512e.jpg

 

[thør]

Well in that case the perv should have run outside and sniffed her seat

StarKist

 

[Aquagal]

Well in that case the perv should have run outside and sniffed her seat

Exactly

 

[toubab]

Even though I'm doubting your story, you've got me wondering if eating a lot of spruce honey could cause that. Hmmm. Interesting thought.

 

[4yourpleasureiam]

I posted the following on a local free infotainment newspaper in the "Confessions" section. Got called a creep and a perv.




I was at a friend's for dinner last August. He invited numerous women friends over and one showed up a little sweaty on a bicycle and the room soon was scented with a sweet ripe scent not unlike spruce honey.

I realized it was coming from under the thin silk skirt the woman on the bicycle was wearing. Jeez it was nice, I could just about taste her nectary flower. I just about said "who's wearing that amazing perfume" but I kept my mouth shut.

No and you never know what you may have missed out on. She sounds like a fun person who is not afraid of living her life. Perhaps a nice conversation would have sufficed.

 

[Mr Noone]

If you have to ask, you probably know.

 

[Aella_]

I posted the following on a local free infotainment newspaper in the "Confessions" section. Got called a creep and a perv.




I was at a friend's for dinner last August. He invited numerous women friends over and one showed up a little sweaty on a bicycle and the room soon was scented with a sweet ripe scent not unlike spruce honey.

I realized it was coming from under the thin silk skirt the woman on the bicycle was wearing. Jeez it was nice, I could just about taste her nectary flower. I just about said "who's wearing that amazing perfume" but I kept my mouth shut.

If the roles were reversed, she would probably have taken a sample of your scent and used it as a flypaper

 

[lovecraft68]

Now that I'm thinking of it, maybe the bike didn't have a seat!