Am I a bad person?

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MzDeviancy

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This fellow was hitting on me in a bondage chat, and he told me to look at his pic so I did. Sorry if it seems snobby, but I just couldn't be dominated by someone with a limited vocabulary, so when he asked what I thought I told him he had the muscle-bound, vapid look of a military type. He asked what vapid meant, and I told him it meant 'tanned'. It occurred to me that it's gonna be really funny if he tells some very tanned girl that she's really vapid.

I dunno. Am I just a bitch?
 
MzDeviancy said:
This fellow was hitting on me in a bondage chat, and he told me to look at his pic so I did. Sorry if it seems snobby, but I just couldn't be dominated by someone with a limited vocabulary, so when he asked what I thought I told him he had the muscle-bound, vapid look of a military type. He asked what vapid meant, and I told him it meant 'tanned'. It occurred to me that it's gonna be really funny if he tells some very tanned girl that she's really vapid.

I dunno. Am I just a bitch?

No, you're not. Next time, :eek: maybe he will look it up in a dictionary. As for being disinterested in him, that is your own choice. :)
 
Too often, self-confessed doms are nothing but louts and oafs. As I often say, all too often it's the people involved in BDSM who give it such a bad reputation.

I don't blame the guy for not knowing the meaning of a word, but I do blame him for being so cock-sure and full of himself that he doesn't have the brains to go look it up himself.

I could just see you with him as he tries to figure out how to tie a knot or figure out what a "manacle" is. (Something like a cuticle, isn't it? Or tentacle?)
 
dr_mabeuse said:
Too often, self-confessed doms are nothing but louts and oafs.

I first read this as "loafs and outs" :D

I must be tired.
 
dr_mabeuse said:
Too often, self-confessed doms are nothing but louts and oafs. As I often say, all too often it's the people involved in BDSM who give it such a bad reputation.

I don't blame the guy for not knowing the meaning of a word, but I do blame him for being so cock-sure and full of himself that he doesn't have the brains to go look it up himself.

I could just see you with him as he tries to figure out how to tie a knot or figure out what a "manacle" is. (Something like a cuticle, isn't it? Or tentacle?)

Isn't a manacle a very small mannequin that is used to display baby clothes?
 
I can still remember using the phrase "double entendre" and having to explain slowly and in small words that it did not refer to some novel and exotic sexual technique.

(Well, it does for those of us who count the brain amongst the avenues of sexual stimulation, but that didn't seem a very hopeful topic at the time.)

Shanglan
 
MzDeviancy said:
This fellow was hitting on me in a bondage chat, and he told me to look at his pic so I did. Sorry if it seems snobby, but I just couldn't be dominated by someone with a limited vocabulary, so when he asked what I thought I told him he had the muscle-bound, vapid look of a military type. He asked what vapid meant, and I told him it meant 'tanned'. It occurred to me that it's gonna be really funny if he tells some very tanned girl that she's really vapid.

I dunno. Am I just a bitch?
So, was his limited vocabulary clear from the start?

Part of me doesn't feel right focusing on his appearance if it was his way with words that was the central turn off (even if the appearance was consistent with how you'd stereotype his personality). But obviously you weren't interested before the pic.

I say you were a little snarky, but not bitchy. He can look it up if he really wants to know.
 
MzDeviancy said:
This fellow was hitting on me in a bondage chat, and he told me to look at his pic so I did. Sorry if it seems snobby, but I just couldn't be dominated by someone with a limited vocabulary, so when he asked what I thought I told him he had the muscle-bound, vapid look of a military type. He asked what vapid meant, and I told him it meant 'tanned'. It occurred to me that it's gonna be really funny if he tells some very tanned girl that she's really vapid.

I dunno. Am I just a bitch?

Yes.
A naughty, nasty bitch.
You need to be punished, in a slightly degrading, yet exquisitely delicious manner.
I command you to caress the hard gluteal muscles of a tanned drill sargeant with your naked breast. breasts. chest - you get the idea.
That, plus 2 Hail Marys, is your penance.
:D
 
MzDeviancy said:
This fellow was hitting on me in a bondage chat, and he told me to look at his pic so I did. Sorry if it seems snobby, but I just couldn't be dominated by someone with a limited vocabulary, so when he asked what I thought I told him he had the muscle-bound, vapid look of a military type. He asked what vapid meant, and I told him it meant 'tanned'. It occurred to me that it's gonna be really funny if he tells some very tanned girl that she's really vapid.

I dunno. Am I just a bitch?


I see no badness in wordplay :) Online dictionaries are fast and free, and he could have caught himself a clue without spending the quarter. Not a bad person -- an annoyed person, perhaps, or someone whose patience was exhausted, but not BAD..
 
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