alternative toys, anyone?

[Hullo_nurse]

How about a really horney woman that lets her lover (be it her brother or sister or mother or father) fuck her with anything she can get her hands on? This would include a sledgehammer handle, rubber ended screwdriver, can of coke, bottle of champagne, orange traffic cone, curling iron, cuecumber, bottle of soy sauce, popsicles, rawhide dog bone, a whole fish from the fish market, pump toothpaste, wine glass...the list goes on & on.....

 

[Guest]

Wow.. someone has put a lot of thought into that list.. right on! popcicles are awesome too the dirtier the better

 

[Guest]

Does this spark an interest in any of our new authors?

 

[NASCARaddicted]

it sure brings up some ideas.

... that lets her lover (be it her brother or sister or mother or father)

for some reasons, she allowes her own brother to push some things into her pussy. She fears to do full incest (cock in pussy), but she allows him to push other things into her pussy.

It could include some domination. This guy really would love to fuck her, but his older sister doesn't allow it. However, she allows him to bring her to an orgasm by pushing this stuff into her pussy ...

by the way: Would you consider this incest ? I mean the brother doesn't touch his sister, he only pushes stuff into her pussy ... would this be incest ?

 

[Guest]

IMHO...

Any sexual relation between family members would be incest. He may not be fucking her with his dick, but they certainly are being sexual together.

 

[Alice_In_Chains]

I don't know if I'm crazy about the whole incest thing THAT'S just me but objects bringing a woman to orgasm sounds like a great idea! I would read that.

 

[MissTaken]

What if she is blindfolded and expected to guess what the object is?

 

[Guest]

That's a hard task to pull off...




...I know.

 

[Alice_In_Chains]

That's a hard task to pull off...




...I know.

Yah what with all that yelling and screaming.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

What if she is blindfolded and expected to guess what the object is?

Wow, this sounds cool. They could be an experienced couple. But after some time, their sex life becomes boring.

So they start to play some games. Like: The woman is blindfolded, while her husband touches her (wherever he wants to touch her) with some object. And she has to guess what it is.

So at first, he uses a feather and touches her nipples and maybe her pussy ... and then, maybe he uses something like a cucumber or a banana and penetrates her pussy. Then he could take a small carrot and push it into her butt. And in the end, he tells her to open her mouth .... so that he can push his dick in.

And after that, the guy is blindfolded. At first, the wife touches him with the feather, too. Then he feels how she sucks his cock, until he cums. Then she asks him: "Can you guess the object ?" - "Yeah, of course, it was your tongue" - "No, you are wrong. Let's try again."

Again he feels a tongue on his dick, but suddenly he can hear the voice of his woman ... while she still sucks his cock . He is totally surprised and removes the blindfold. He looks down, and he sees that it wasn't his wife who gave him the blowjob.
It was either the best friend of his wife (you know, this busty blonde babe ....) or maybe his daughter (yeah, I know I am a perverted, well I just love incest storys ....)

Maybe this thing happened on the birthday of this guy, so the wife asked her best friend if she would help her to give her husband a very kinky birthday present ...

just in case someone favours the daughter, instead of the wifes best friend ... maybe it was the daughter who had the idea. She notices that her parents both where unhappy because of the bad sex life, so the daughter talked to the mother and told her how she could improve it .... hey, I just had another idea ... what about this: the daughter tells the mother that she should give a blowjob to her husband. The problem is: The wife never liked to do blowjobs. But she knows that her husband loves blowjobws.

So the daughter offers her to do it. That's how the blindfold comes in. The part where the woman is blindfolded is just a part of the plan. And then (according to the plan), the husband is blindfolded, his "wife" (in real his daughter) gives him a blowjob and leaves, so the father would never knew that it wasn't his wife.
But something goes wrong. While the daughter gives the father a blowjob, the mother has to cough. So, the husband hears his wife cough, while someone (obviously NOT his wife) gives him a blowjob.
He is aroused but also frightened (he thinks: the "sucker" could be a gay man), when he takes the blindfold off
When he sees his own daughter, he is shocked. His own daughter ... (well, still better then a gay man)

Father, mother and daughter are all speechless (because the secret was revealed) and embarrassed.

The mother is the first one, who finds her speech again. She looks at her daughter and says "Didn't you say, you wanted to suck him until he cums in your mouth ? So why did you stop ?"
When the daughter hears this from her mother, all scruples are gone. The daughter continues to suck her father until he cums in her mouth ...

 

[Chicklet]

objects, objects, objects...

(thinking of blessedbe/tiggs/puppi/pet and myself) children's toys, squiggle pens, uhm...cordless telephones, uhm... beer bottles or even boring plastic soda bottles, uhm...yeah...

 

[NASCARaddicted]

children's toys, squiggle pens, uhm...cordless telephones, uhm... beer bottles or even boring plastic soda bottles, uhm...yeah...

yeah, this could also be something.

There is this young girl, just turned 18. She is a virgin, but she likes to masturbate with her fingers. But after some time, it becomes "boring". She thinks about using something like a dildo. But she is not bold enough to go into a sexshop and buy one.

So she searches for alternative toys. At first, she looks around in her room. She finds some interesting objects, and then, she pushes them into her pussy. She tries things like the handle of a brush ... or a candle. Then she walks over to the room of her younger sister and brother. There are also some interesting kids toys. A barbie doll. A plastic rocket. The joystick of the computer. Each time, the toys get bigger and "kinkier" (stranger). Her brother has this big diecast (metal) model of an airplane. Just imagine: The airplane is up to the wings in her pussy. And don't forget: It's made of metal, so it's cold.

uhm...cordless telephones

I once saw this photo, where a girl has a cell phone in her butt, and a telephone receiver in her pussy.
And just imagine: Nowadays, many cell phones vibrate when you receive a call. So, this girl pushes the cell phone in her pussy. Then, she gets a 2nd phone and dials the phone number of the pussy-phone ....

Wow, I think I just had a great idea. As I said, there is this girl. At first she uses candles and that stuff. Then it's barbie and the airplane. After that, she gets really bold. Her parents aren't at home, so she goes into the living room. She gets her new cell phone and pushes it into her pussy (or maybe just in her pants over the crotch). Then she picks up the normal phone and dials her cell phone.

It feels great, and she can't resist: she moans loudly. Her moaning gets louder and louder. It doesn't take long, until she has a great (and loud) orgasm.

Never before, she had such a strong orgasm. For the next few minutes, she just wants to sit on the couch and recover from the orgasm.

Suddenly, she hears that someone unlocks the front door. Damn, her parents come home earlier then expected. She pulls her skirt down, so no one can see the cell phone in her pants. Maybe she should walk to her room and take it out, but she fears that if she walks, it would fall out ... so the best would be to just sit there until her parents are gone again.

Her mother walks right towards her "Hi Darling, I hope you had a nice day. Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, I have to make an urgent call". She picks up the phone and wants to push the button for the speed dial. But accidently, she pushes the wrong button. Instead of the speed dial button #1, she pushes the speed dial button #2.

Speed Dial #2 is the cell phone from the daughter.
Now imagine: The daughter sits on the couch, with a cell phone in her pants, while the mother gives the pussy phone a call. At first, the daughter manages to remain calm. She hopes that her mother will hang up the phone when no one picks up the phone ... but the mother is persistent ... she doesn't want to give up .... while her daugher sits on the couch, with a vibrating cell phone in her pants right over her crotch ...

 

[Guest]

There is this young girl... She is a virgin, but she likes to masturbate with her fingers. But after some time, it becomes "boring". She thinks about using something like a dildo. But she is not bold enough to go into a sexshop and buy one.

So she searches for alternative toys. At first, she looks around in her room. She finds some interesting objects, and then, she pushes them into her pussy. There are also some interesting kids toys. A barbie doll, etc. Each time, the toys get bigger and "kinkier" (stranger).

I've lived this one.

 

[Guest]

I once saw this photo...

Out of curiosity, how many hours a day do you spend looking at porn?

 

[NASCARaddicted]

I once found this one program, that automatically downloads all the files from a newsgroup.
My current newsserver allows me to download up to 250 MB of files per day. I got get 500 MB and more but then I would have to pay more ...

I gotta say, I love newsgroups. There are so many newsgroups, where one can find almost all type of pictures (and maybe movies).

I mean, my favorite subjects are: erotic girls with glasses, shaved, puffy nipples, natural breasts, black girls, asian girls, redheads ...

 

[Alice_In_Chains]

I once found this one program, that automatically downloads all the files from a newsgroup.
My current newsserver allows me to download up to 250 MB of files per day. I got get 500 MB and more but then I would have to pay more ...

I gotta say, I love newsgroups. There are so many newsgroups, where one can find almost all type of pictures (and maybe movies).

I mean, my favorite subjects are: erotic girls with glasses, shaved, puffy nipples, natural breasts, black girls, asian girls, redheads ...

I don't know about all that I"m not a computer tech girl.

But, I know that those descriptions earlier in the thread actually turned me on .

 

[Matt Twattingle]

Baby bottle and nipple

A friend of mine uses a baby bottle and nipple. Fills the bottle with water or astroglide.

She tells me it's just like oral sex.