Alternative Definitions

[mynameisben]

Headband - An ensemble group that performs inside public restrooms.


Ben

 

[munch2much]

Perspex - eyewear for cats

 

[Sinstories]

Nacho Cheese.... Cheese that doesn't belong to you

 

[munch2much]

Nacho Cheese.... Cheese that doesn't belong to you

nice!

Prototype - the secretary you need to ensure meetings have a happy ending.

 

[sally_sparrow]

Fungible - description of something covered in fungus.
The mossy log was notably fungible.

 

[Cat]

Funambulist ~ A team that qua using a secret technique of list, are ambushing people with fun!

 

[OxfordJack]

Violin - a nasty kind of pub

 

[OxfordJack]

Baguette - ,a very small bag

 

[OxfordJack]

Stampede - the crush to get into a philatelic exhibition

 

[Cat]

Domination ~ The nation of renowned Domino players

 

[OxfordJack]

Polygon - a dead parrot

 

[Cat]

Meditating ~ a person that is eating after the Mediterranean diet.

 

[AlexBailey]

Burrito - a small burro. Actually, that is the literal definition.

 

[OxfordJack]

Catalogue - feline scratching post

 

[OxfordJack]

Catalyst - character list for a Lloyd Webber musical

 

[Cat]

Actually ~ name of the Actors support-group.

 

[mynameisben]

Autoerotic - the ability of your car to suck its own tailpipe.


Ben

 

[mynameisben]

Radioactive - a gainfully employed disc jockey.


Ben

 

[mynameisben]

Watermeloncholy - forlorn fruit.


Ben

 

[munch2much]

Execute - That thought you have when you realise her last boyfriend is trying to get back with her and is also better looking than you.

 

[mynameisben]

Hijacking - masturbating on an airplane while stoned.


Ben

 

[munch2much]

Hijacking - masturbating on an airplane while stoned.


Ben

Swearing - an orifice requiring lubrication if you wish to avoid profanity

 

[munch2much]

Nanometre - European unit of measurement for the height of old people

 

[Mattentive]

Literotica™ - The sugar-free alt to Rotica Classic™

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Brah ; a brother from another mother.