Alternate Timelines

[MelissaBaby]

Many people believe that there are an infinite number of timelines, that every event creates new ones, branching off into other realities. Timelines where you were never born, where history was completely different, where the dinosaurs still rule the earth, where the earth itself never existed.

What are you doing in other timelines?

There is a timeline in which Dr. Melissa, the veterinarian for some rural farming community, is kneeling in a cold barn right now, helping a mare birth her foal.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Then there's the one where I'm face down, ass up in a fancy hotel room, getting slammed doggy style by Idris Elba.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Many people believe that there are an infinite number of timelines, that every event creates new ones, branching off into other realities. Timelines where you were never born, where history was completely different, where the dinosaurs still rule the earth, where the earth itself never existed.

What are you doing in other timelines?

There is a timeline in which Dr. Melissa, the veterinarian for some rural farming community, is kneeling in a cold barn right now, helping a mare birth her foal.

Then there's the one where I'm face down, ass up in a fancy hotel room, getting slammed doggy style by Idris Elba.

Is there a timeline where you could be doing both of those things at the same time?

 

[MelissaBaby]

Is there a timeline where you could be doing both of those things at the same time?

I suppose there must be, although I'd prefer to concentrate on each.

Me: "Come on, baby, push."

Idris: "Are you talking to me?"

And the hotel is not going to be pleased with the mess.

 

[Saint Peter]

timelineairlock

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

I suppose there must be, although I'd prefer to concentrate on each.

Me: "Come on, baby, push."

Idris: "Are you talking to me?"

And the hotel is not going to be pleased with the mess.

That's why they have maids.

 

[MelissaBaby]

That's why they have maids.

With my luck, there is a timeline where I'm the maid.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

With my luck, there is a timeline where I'm the maid.

I'm sure there are worse hotels.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Posting on some other shitty internet forum because I have no life there either.

Rob and Que are probably feuding on that one too.

 

[MelissaBaby]

timelineairlock

Is there a timeline where you are Idris Elba?

 

[Saint Peter]

Is there a timeline where you are Idris Elba?

There is now.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Rob and Que are probably feuding on that one too.

My theory is that Rob & Que are the same person in some weird Fight Club-esque kinda thing.

 

[Que]

At least a couple of my timelines could have resulted in me being an organ donor. I work very hard at keeping my organs pristine. Just in case.

 

[slutindianwife]

Nomad

 

[MelissaBaby]

At least a couple of my timelines could have resulted in me being an organ donor. I work very hard at keeping my organs pristine. Just in case.

Interesting to ponder,impossible to quantify. My ex held a gun to my head and talked about how we'd both be better off dead. I wonder what percentage of times he pulled the trigger.

 

[Que]

Some of the Coulda Woulda Shoulda decision points are sort of depressing to think about.

What I think would be useful though, would be if you could simply compress the decision trees.

What I mean by that is at some point you stayed in some situation too long and if you could have gotten to the next stage of your life promptly, think what how much more productive everything would have been. I tend to stay in jobs past their expiration date.

 

[Saint Peter]

Time is constant.

Human are not.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Rob and Que are probably feuding on that one too.

Nonsense. In an alternate timeline, I'm a Galaxy-class spaceship captain and Que is my first officer (The Smartest Guy In The General Fleet). I get all the exotic green alien slave girls (who all seem to resemble MelissaBaby, go figure). Que gets to experience Pon Farr once every seven years, which is more action than he gets in this lifetime.

Win-Win.

 

[Rightguide]

Then there's the one where I'm face down, ass up in a fancy hotel room, getting slammed doggy style by Idris Elba.

Is that a new barnyard species I'm not aware of, Dr.?

 

[MagnusRichard]

Many people believe that there are an infinite number of timelines

Whatever gets you through the nite, yes?

https://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/streams/2013/October/131031/8C9548177-tdy-matt-tripane-131031.today-inline-large.jpg

 

[RobDownSouth]

In yet another timeline, I didn't lose Lorilei's phone number after a night of Jagerbombs and drunken sex in the ATO house at the University of Georgia. We end up dating, get married, and now have four wonderful adult kids. They all post here on Lit alongside their parents. None of them like our creepy neighbor Mr. Que.

 

[MagnusRichard]

In yet another timeline, I didn't lose Lorilei's phone number after a night of Jagerbombs and drunken sex in the ATO house at the University of Georgia. We end up dating, get married, and now have four wonderful adult kids. They all post here on Lit alongside their parents. None of them like our creepy neighbor Mr. Que.

Which one are you?

http://www.maggiesnotebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Donald_Trump_Family_1.jpg

 

[zipman]

Many people believe that there are an infinite number of timelines, that every event creates new ones, branching off into other realities. Timelines where you were never born, where history was completely different, where the dinosaurs still rule the earth, where the earth itself never existed.

What are you doing in other timelines?

There is a timeline in which Dr. Melissa, the veterinarian for some rural farming community, is kneeling in a cold barn right now, helping a mare birth her foal.

You should definitely see the movie "Coherence." I think you would love it.

 

[Luk]

At least a couple of my timelines could have resulted in me being an organ donor.

Melissa! Rewrite the script so that he's an organ donor tomorrow.

 

[RobDownSouth]

In yet another timeline, Marine Lance Corporal RightGuide stands trial for treason, giving aid and comfort to the Viet Cong (pallets of canned corn in exchange for VC prostitute pussy). He is sentenced to life in prison without parole. On appeal, his fellow Marine WoundedKnee appears as a surprise character witness. A visibily moved panel of military judges changes RightGuide's sentence to death by firing squad.

RightGuide joins Private Eddie Slovik as the only members of the military put to death by firing squad in the last 100 years. Que gave the eulogy at RightGuide's funeral. Nobody showed up.