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Honey123

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I need to go exercise!!! You people, make me sit here and type and type and type......and read and read and read...

*sigh....

I love you guys!
 
Honey123 said:
I need to go exercise!!! You people, make me sit here and type and type and type......and read and read and read...

*sigh....

I love you guys!

We love you, too, sweetheart! ;) :D
 
Honey123 said:
I need to go exercise!!! You people, make me sit here and type and type and type......and read and read and read...

*sigh....

I love you guys!

Excercise with me? :D 3 -2 - 1 cum? :| .... ;)
 
I was told that if I took a couple of sessions with a Kegel exerciser, I would be able to pick pennies off the floor with my pussy.

Somehow, that never was enough of an inducement to give them a try. :rolleyes:
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
I was told that if I took a couple of sessions with a Kegel exerciser, I would be able to pick pennies off the floor with my pussy.

Somehow, that never was enough of an inducement to give them a try. :rolleyes:

OK, you have defined the problem. Now, what would be enough of an inducement? Nickles? Dimes? Quarters? Half Dollars? Silver Dollars? Please think your answer over carefully here, we are in the middle of a scientific investigation.
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
I was told that if I took a couple of sessions with a Kegel exerciser, I would be able to pick pennies off the floor with my pussy.

Somehow, that never was enough of an inducement to give them a try. :rolleyes:

I still dont know kegel. Can I eat it? :D
 
TheEarl said:
A Kegel is the clenching of the muscles in your pussy AFAIK.

The Earl

A kegel? ROFL

Sorry edited my response heavily. A kegal is anti-feminist. :)
 
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Honey123 said:
I need to go exercise!!! You people, make me sit here and type and type and type......and read and read and read...

*sigh....

I love you guys!
I put glue on your chair.
 
R. Richard said:
OK, you have defined the problem. Now, what would be enough of an inducement? Nickles? Dimes? Quarters? Half Dollars? Silver Dollars? Please think your answer over carefully here, we are in the middle of a scientific investigation.
It don’t matter what the denomination, I ain’t a-gonna do it.

Last time I saw somebody trying to pick money up that way, she missed, and it took two bouncers to pry her up off the stage.
 
Exercise? Oh, yeah, getting up from the computer to get another beer. I eliminated that by buying a vending machine. It's to my left, full of beer & coke.
 
Samandiriel said:
I put glue on your chair.

So that's what it was? I thought I was getting horny and couldn't help but stick there....
 
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CharleyH said:
What is a kegel? :D And then I may comment, or Honey will :D


a kegel...I do them during work. :) But sometimes I get a bit excited with the way I am pulsing my pussy that, well, I have an orgasm... :eek:

To do kegels correctly, you have to pretend that as you are squeezing the vaginal walls, it is as if you are lifting an elevator..up up up...


Now...Charley, If kegels are done this way it can enhance sexual pleasue tremendously as well as help with incontingence...
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Exercise? Oh, yeah, getting up from the computer to get another beer. I eliminated that by buying a vending machine. It's to my left, full of beer & coke.


Oh...just get a keg...
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
I was told that if I took a couple of sessions with a Kegel exerciser, I would be able to pick pennies off the floor with my pussy.


I just have this vision....a huge pussy..picking up pennies...

There was a movie where there was this huge pussy at large!!!!! What was the name>
 
Honey123 said:
a kegel...I do them during work. :) But sometimes I get a bit excited with the way I am pulsing my pussy that, well, I have an orgasm... :eek:

To do kegels correctly, you have to pretend that as you are squeezing the vaginal walls, it is as if you are lifting an elevator..up up up...


Now...Charley, If kegels are done this way it can enhance sexual pleasue tremendously as well as help with incontingence...

I highly recomend them.
 
ding!!

Honey123 said:
To do kegels correctly, you have to pretend that as you are squeezing the vaginal walls, it is as if you are lifting an elevator..up up up...


"top floor, please!!" :rolleyes:

(and then back down to the basement, and, oh...maybe back up again, and...)

good explanation, honey, but now I'll never be able to ride the elevators at my hospital without thinking of you!!

THANKS! :kiss: Woody
 
Honey123 said:
. . . There was a movie where there was this huge pussy at large!!!!! What was the name>
Was this movie at a regular theatre, or were all the men wearing raincoats? :rolleyes:
 
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