Alpaca -- Your Pasture Is Filled

[Honey123]

I do realize that you have a become a popular little Llama...so, I think you must clean up your pasture every once in a while so a bit o'Honey can drip down your throat and stir up your imagination....

You're full of....stuff.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I do realize that you have a become a popular little Llama...so, I think you must clean up your pasture every once in a while so a bit o'Honey can drip down your throat and stir up your imagination....

You're full of....stuff.

I just deleted some . . . stuff. Ready for a dose of Honey!

 

[Honey123]

Re: Re: Alpaca -- Your Pasture Is Filled

I just deleted some . . . stuff. Ready for a dose of Honey!

Uhm...obviously not enough...

s'kay...tomorrow...you'll just have to dream about what I was going to do ~ LOL

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Re: Re: Re: Alpaca -- Your Pasture Is Filled

Uhm...obviously not enough...

s'kay...tomorrow...you'll just have to dream about what I was going to do ~ LOL

I've only got five items in there now. Is there some sort of trash file or something I need to clear out? How many items are you supposed to be able to have?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... Is there some sort of trash file or something...

Check what is in your Sent Items file, as well as your Inbox

Don't do a hoof-hearted cleaning job.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Check what is in your Sent Items file, as well as your Inbox

Don't do a hoof-hearted cleaning job.

I'd fire you if you weren't so darn funny!


So sent messages count against your total?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... So sent messages count against your total?...

Go to PM.

Flip switch from Inbox to read Sent Items

Check if there are copies of PM you sent on file.

Those count, too.

 

[minsue]

They all count, Alpie. Also, check to make sure you're looking at all of your messages and not just messages from the last day, week, whatever.

If you go to the main board link and scroll to the bottom of the page, it'll tell you how many total you have.

 

[Guest]

yannow.. sometimes, alpacas get twisted intestines ...
maybe why so much goes in and not so much comes out...
just a thought

 

[minsue]

yannow.. sometimes, alpacas get twisted intestines ...
maybe why so much goes in and not so much comes out...
just a thought

You're so sexy sometimes, Vella-la-la

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

You're so sexy sometimes, Vella-la-la

And Graphic

 

[Evil Alpaca]

You're so sexy sometimes, Vella-la-la

She's talking about my bowels and you think it's sexy? Strange little goose.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

And Graphic

VB, would you mind sending something, just to see if I've sufficiently cleared it out? Please? I'll be your friend!

 

[Guest]

You're so sexy sometimes, Vella-la-la

its the sometimes that worry me.
you gorgeous goose.

ah VB, what is life without graphics? just a jumble of words with no meaning.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Dear lord, alpaca, you work fast ... can't believe you're past 1,000 posts already. But I love the title

Unfortunately, I'm given to understand that all Literotica titles must be independently verified by a licensed inspector. As luck would have it, I am such an inspector and will be happy to determine the truth of the claims made in the title.

Shanglan

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Dear lord, alpaca, you work fast ... can't believe you're past 1,000 posts already. But I love the title

Unfortunately, I'm given to understand that all Literotica titles must be independently verified by a licensed inspector. As luck would have it, I am such an inspector and will be happy to determine the truth of the claims made in the title.

Shanglan

Another inspection? Just how many pairs of rubber gloves do you have? And what's the jar of vaseline for?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Another inspection? Just how many pairs of rubber gloves do you have? And what's the jar of vaseline for?

Just hold still - won't take a moment Pay no attention to the horse behind the alpaca.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Just hold still - won't take a moment Pay no attention to the horse behind the alpaca.

We're going to wind up on America's Funniest Animals . . . you know that? And . . . why does the goose have a video camera?

 

[BlackShanglan]

We're going to wind up on America's Funniest Animals . . . you know that? And . . . why does the goose have a video camera?

*grin* Just close your eyes and think of the big cash prize, dear one.

 

[minsue]

*grin* Just close your eyes and think of the big cash prize, dear one.

Watch out, Alpie...last time someone said that to me it took weeks to get the glue and glitter out of my feathers.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Watch out, Alpie...last time someone said that to me it took weeks to get the glue and glitter out of my feathers.

You know, I never thought of the "getting tarred and feathered" from your point of view before. My sympathies!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

*grin* Just close your eyes and think of the big cash prize, dear one.

There's something big, but I don't think it's a cash pride. Who invited that vet?