Alms for the randy...alms for the randy

[Rhys]

Somebody *cough* blew out her vibrator and needs a new one

we are passing the hat because...well, the vegetable counter is beginning to look appealing...

 

[phrodeau]

How about a roll of quarters?

 

[Killswitch]

Maybe she needs a new Lover period dude......Go tap that stuff and toss them vibes in the trash.

 

[Killswitch]

How about a roll of quarters?

Actually a roll of quarters is JUST what he needs.....since its all about the phone sex......doh

 

[phrodeau]

Now, I've been in a long-distance relationship. Telephones and vibrators are practically essential.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Re:Actually a roll of quarters is JUST what he needs.....

A roll of quarters and a sock.

 

[phrodeau]

Hi, Jaymes. You see "Deathwish"? Good.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Oh, right.....

And your ugly face.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

After that he might put a gaping asshole to good use.

I bet your girl could tell me where to find one...

 

[JaymesBlond007]

If I'd yank my dick out of her mouth long enough to talk.

 

[phrodeau]

Somebody put a quarter in you?

C'mon, I'll buy you a beer.

 

[Killswitch]

Now, I've been in a long-distance relationship. Telephones and vibrators are practically essential.

Why dont I find this hard to believe.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re:Actually a roll of quarters is JUST what he needs.....

 

[juicylips]

Why dont I find this hard to believe.

Have you been drinking or are you normally this rude?

 

[phrodeau]

Why dont I find this hard to believe.

Maybe because you're growing up?

 

[Killswitch]

Re: Re: Re:Actually a roll of quarters is JUST what he needs.....

LMMFAO, Jaymes

Another simple mind easily thrilled....bahhhhh....

zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Re: Another simple mind easily thrilled...

I bet you look in the mirror every morning and say those very words.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re:Actually a roll of quarters is JUST what he needs.....

 

[glamorilla]

Have you been drinking or are you normally this rude?

yes to both doll.

 

[Killswitch]

Have you been drinking or are you normally this rude?

Im normally this rude.

 

[Killswitch]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:Actually a roll of quarters is JUST what he needs.....

So *you* got a new vibe, too, huh?

I have lots of vibes babe.......and none of them run on batteries, or electricity.

I'll even finish this for you guys.....

Glam: yeah he has a gas powered butt plug

Jaymesblonde: uhhhhhhhhh huh?

Frodo: I'm going to see LOTR for the fiftieth time tomorrow!

 

[juicylips]

Im normally this rude.

Why?

There is never a reason or good excuse for it, K. Even if someone treats you in an unfair manner, you can control your own response and actions.

This thread was meant to be tongue in cheek and for people to have fun in....there's no need for you to come and shit in it.

It's after 4am. Get some sleep.

 

[Rhys]

Killswitch if you had any clue it would be offensive...since you don't its just hilarious.

Phrodeau, I'll take that roll of quarters. In a pinch, they make great brass knucks and this fucktard doesn't seem to get it.

Let me spell it out for you, cunt. She ain't impressed with your antics. You have no ground to stand on when you criticise anyone on this board, not me, not Summery and not Glam. None of us want to fuck you...we want you to shut the fuck up. You are pathetic and are obviously getting your jollies by fighting with Glam and myself. You stand in *judgement* of all of us which makes me fucking amused. Are you familiar with the statement "Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones?" I would suggest you do some serious self examination because you have made some assumptions about people here based on your own shallow perception of the universe. I respect your right to say whatever drivel you spout, so thats not the fundamental problem...its your fundamental attitude that is pissing me off. You have decided that since my girlfriend has blown you off that she is some kind of cyberwhore and our relationship is nonexistant. Fuck you. Fuck you from both of us. How dare you sit in judgement of anyone here. You have some kind of balls buddy. I suspect you are a cuckhold closet case with a lousy education. You make cracks about me needing a life but I don't see you out and about. Unlike you, I have something productive that I do with my time here on lit, but like my relationship with Summery, that really *is* none of your fucking business. I would suggest that you come up with something better than the mispronunciation of my name, because as an insult, that is just pathetic. You lack creativity, education, and most of all, imagination. I said it before and I will state it again, its really no fun to fight with an unarmed person. You really were behind the proverbial door when brains were handed out so, you are really not worth the effort and you waste my time.

Fuck off.

 

[Summery]

You're such an asshole, Fuckswitch! I have let you take digs on me all day about my personal relationships. You don't have a fucking clue, you are completely delusional. Until now, I didn't resort to name calling, and all things considering have kept things on a pretty peaceful level with you. Who knows why, you have insulted two people very dear to me, and don't even get me started about how arrogant and judgemental you are of other's.

You've proven, ignorance really is bliss you twit. Because, I guess
negative attention is better than none for you.

 

[Rhys]

Im normally this rude.

you are a cunt and a closet bottom. somebody tie this bitch up.