Ally C

[Todd]

Congrats

 

[Ally C]

LOL

I thought this was the thread from the other day, and wondered what you were going to add to your comments about my eyes. Thanks anyway.

 

[Todd]

I commented about your eyes? bad memory but that wasn't what i was congrating you about, care to guess?

 

[Ally C]

And I thought I was sleepy. Todd, I meant the thread you posted the other day (me being cross-eyed and etc!). I thought this was that one, until I clicked on it of course.
I know what the congratulations are for, btw. Thanks again.

 

[Todd]

how do you know what the congrats are for? I didn't tell anybody what they were for

 

[Ally C]

I'm psychic ...

... or is it psycho? I get easily confused at 3:37AM.

 

[CelestialBody]

Re: I'm psychic ...

 

[Todd]

Re: I'm psychic ...

... or is it psycho? I get easily confused at 3:37AM.

4 hours ahead, but you still haven't told me what I am congrating you on

 

[Ally C]

CelestialBody: I'm asking myself the same question. Too much time on my hands ...

Todd: posts. Happy now?

 

[Todd]

nope it wasn't on your number of posts, just cause you got 1000+ posts everybody thinks thats worth congrating.

Nope this is something much better

 

[Ally C]

If I've won a prize, cash will do. Otherwise I have no idea.

 

[Ask For More]

*offers Ally a hug*

Not much of a prize but a good excuse for some gratuitous snuggles!

 

[Todd]

I wanted to congrat you on being the most beautiful Ally C I ever knew

 

[Ally C]

You've been stood under the water canopy way too long my dear.

 

[Todd]

but your not supposed to beleive in that

 

[Ally C]

I do. Ever been to England? We have a near-permanent water canopy ...

 

[Todd]

lol

as i asked in the other thread.

do you have a boy friend or significatnt other?

 

[Ally C]

You'll no doubt have read the other thread by now. Now you know.

 

[Todd]

yes i have and it makes me sad

 

[Ally C]

Why so sad?

 

[Todd]

Al-ll-ly-yy-CC,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Al-ll-ly-yy-CC,
Why won't you go out with me?

She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building.
I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap.
I knew she had to be the girl for me, and to think I probably
never would have found her,
If I hadn't bought that telescope.

Al-ll-ly-yy-CC,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Al-ll-ly-yy-CC,
Why won't you go out with me?

I just can't understand it.
Why won't you return my phone calls?
Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat?
If you'd just say the word, I'm certain that our love would last
forever and ever,
Or are you too dumb to realize that?

Al-ll-ly-yy-CC,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Al-ll-ly-yy-CC,
Why won't you go out with me?

How can you ignore me, when you know that I can't live without you?
I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you.
Ally C,
Oh sweet Al-ll-ly-yy-CC,
Why won't you go out with me?

You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead.
You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true.
I couldn't stand it, so I jumped out from the sixteenth story
window right above you.
Now I may be dead but I still love you.

Al-ll-ly-yy-CC,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Al-ll-ly-yy-CC,
Why won't you go out with me?

 

[Ally C]

Holy Fuck Batman

Please tell me that wasn't a spur of the moment song you just wrote ...

 

[Todd]

maybe, maybe not one never knows does one?

 

[Ally C]

Fair enough. Either way, it was creative ... thanks, I guess.

 

[Todd]

Since you've been gone
Well I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil
Since you've been gone
It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil
Well, I'm feeling like I stuck my hand
Inside a blender and turned it on
You know I've been in a buttload of pain
Since you've been gone

(Since you've been gone)
I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped
A two-ton bowling ball on my toes
(Since you've been gone)
It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved
A red hot cactus up my nose

Since you've been gone
Well, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day
Since you've been gone
It's like I got an ice cream headache that won't go away
Ever since the day you left me
I've been so miserable, my dear
I feel almost as bad as I did
When you were still here