Allah - Jesus = who you choose to fuck you ?

[unnissa]

dreams can be lovely but sometimes erotic too :
last night i had one ,. it is immensely sexy n seducing .

no pun intended .

if Jesus and Allah offered to fuck you and even lick you to attain orgasm of highest level , who will you choose ?

as for me ,
many many times in my fantasy , allah fucked me and enjoyed my cunt to his delight :
so for a change ,. i may ask jesus to fuck my cunt ?

what about you All ?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Thor or Mercury.

 

[rimmy]

dreams can be lovely but sometimes erotic too :
last night i had one ,. it is immensely sexy n seducing .

no pun intended .

if Jesus and Allah offered to fuck you and even lick you to attain orgasm of highest level , who will you choose ?

as for me ,
many many times in my fantasy , allah fucked me and enjoyed my cunt to his delight :
so for a change ,. i may ask jesus to fuck my cunt ?

what about you All ?

Since they are both fictional characters it doesn't really matter.

Thor or Mercury.

Like Mercury from a thermometer?

 

[unnissa]

Thor or Mercury.

It is we to decide

 

[unregistered]

 

[parodyluvr75]

Like Mercury from a thermometer?

I hope that's a joke.

 

[parodyluvr75]

It is we to decide

If you can hook me up with either, that's cool.

 

[Kitty]

dreams can be lovely but sometimes erotic too :
last night i had one ,. it is immensely sexy n seducing .

no pun intended .

if Jesus and Allah offered to fuck you and even lick you to attain orgasm of highest level , who will you choose ?

as for me ,
many many times in my fantasy , allah fucked me and enjoyed my cunt to his delight :
so for a change ,. i may ask jesus to fuck my cunt ?

what about you All ?

Um...you understand puns, and use big words like immensely and attain, and you spelled erotic and orgasm right. Yet you forgot "the" of all things between "of" and "highest level?"

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/hmmm.gif

Anyway, why are you even thinking about them sexually? And you're showing your tits. Might as well take the napkin off your face.

 

[prdigy666]

I'll take Buddha... Bigger tits.

Less Kitty is an option. Then I'd leave her a moaning dripping mess on the bed over the other three

 

[rimmy]

I hope that's a joke.

Says parodyluvr.

 

[Kitty]

I'll take Buddha... Bigger tits.

Less Kitty is an option. Then I'd leave her a moaning dripping mess on the bed over the other three

If I drip on Allah, I shall get many much blessings. http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/turban.gif

 

[rimmy]

If I drip on Allah, I shall get many much blessings. http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/turban.gif

I see a fatwa in your future.

 

[prdigy666]

If I drip on Allah, I shall get many much blessings. http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/turban.gif

Only way I'm letting that happen is if you're dripping me on Allah... Me and him have had some words in the past lol We've worked some shit out but we don't share women Haha

 

[parodyluvr75]

Says parodyluvr.

Yes, I was afeared for ya.

 

[Kitty]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1237362987_borat_dancing_with_his_fellow_karakstanians.gif

Thank you, veddy much nice. http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/borat.gif Maximum pleasures.

 

[prdigy666]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1237362987_borat_dancing_with_his_fellow_karakstanians.gif

Thank you, veddy much nice. http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/borat.gif Maximum pleasures.

Hahahaha You're fuckin retarded lol

 

[CandiCame]

Neither would fuck me, but Jesus is an actual demigod, so I'd go with him. He can change water to wine. I like to get tipsy to limber up my first time with a new person. We could clean a bar out on $0. The water's usually free.

 

[Kitty]

Hahahaha You're fuckin retarded lol

You got me at a good moment

 

[unnissa]

Neither would fuck me, but Jesus is an actual demigod, so I'd go with him. He can change water to wine. I like to get tipsy to limber up my first time with a new person. We could clean a bar out on $0. The water's usually free.

Very very better if that demigod change my dripping cum into oozing honey and cherish it !
i am so fond of honey : hope jesus soon fondle me !

 

[unnissa]

I see a fatwa in your future.

Why not in mine ?

 

[Kitty]

Very very better if that demigod change my dripping cum into oozing honey and cherish it !
i am so fond of honey : hope jesus soon fondle me !

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/nothing.gif You're shit at this.

 

[unnissa]

Um...you understand puns, and use big words like immensely and attain, and you spelled erotic and orgasm right. Yet you forgot "the" of all things between "of" and "highest level?"

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/hmmm.gif

Anyway, why are you even thinking about them sexually? And you're showing your tits. Might as well take the napkin off your face.

Thanks english teacher :
if i can pray to them , why not seek sexual pleasure from them also ?

 

[prdigy666]

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/nothing.gif You're shit at this.

Hahahahaha You're such a bitch! Hahahahaha
If what's her name wants her honeypot turned into a honey pot by Jesus Wilbur Christ, who in the hell are we to judge?

 

[unnissa]

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/nothing.gif You're shit at this.

A shit is talking about shitting others !

 

[Conager]

Why do people pretend to be such strange ducks?