All you newbies suck shit!

[Purple Haze]

All this "first post" thing, shove it in your ass.

And your avatar discussions, what the fuck is the matter with you?

Do you really think Mellon Collie is actually going to show you her pussy?

Should I care that a piano fell on your Grandma?

Show me your ass!

I dare ya.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I don't. I don't exactly plan on it, either. That's gross.

 

[Laurel]

No ass.

Sorry.

 

[Purple Haze]

Thank you, laurel.

Where is it?

 

[Laurel]

 

[Morwen]

...

 

[Private Vasquez]

jerk

 

[Purple Haze]

Who the fuck are you?

LMAO!

 

[Morwen]

...

 

[Purple Haze]

What's the charge, Ms. Good Housekeeping?

 

[Jabo 69]

Shitbrains!!!!!

PURPLE HAZE----YOU'RE AN INSIGNIFICANT PILE OF HUMAN SHIT..

 

[Private Vasquez]

well stop sucking on him, then.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Haze, did I tell you lately that I'm in lust with you? I'll butt fuck you anytime.

 

[Purple Haze]

You have number in your name, which automatically makes you a dork.

Thanks for playing, piss-breath.

 

[Morwen]

...

 

[Azwed]

Haze, did I tell you lately that I'm in lust with you? I'll butt fuck you anytime.

Why don't I get any sweet talking like that?

 

[Morwen]

...

 

[bluntforcemama]

I don't know if you could take it.

 

[Purple Haze]

Do you have a good pot-roast recipe,

or a story about that wonderful Mrs. Bush?

Not interested....

 

[Morwen]

...

 

[Azwed]

I don't know if you could take it.

Oh you might have to go a little slow since my ass is slightly virginal thats all.

 

[Purple Haze]

You should concern yourself more with the hazards of "Nice and Easy"

They say it causes brain palpitations,

It's in the yellow pages in the back.

 

[Smiley777]

.

 

[teddybear4play]

You have number in your name, which automatically makes you a dork.

And not just any number, but 69.

At least my number is a play on words.

And Jimi Hendrix is cool.

TB4p