All you lovely guys, please pull it out!

[Tryharder62]

Sorry I tried to stop myself, but this thread had to be done.

http://funny-stuff.audio4fun.com/download/funnypixstore2/15644.jpg

 

[rocket_surgery]

But then she starts yelling "not on my face! not on my face!" and it ruins the mood.

 

[Tryharder62]

I might help you by telling you another place you can stick it!!

 

[KentuckyDom1971]

That might get us whipping them out.

 

[rocket_surgery]

I might help you by telling you another place you can stick it!!

Whole different kind of yelling then.

 

[Tryharder62]

That might get us whipping them out.

Whip away!!!

 

[RobDownSouth]

But then she starts yelling "not on my face! not on my face!" and it ruins the mood.

Never heard that, truthfully.

Heard "not in my hair!" though!

 

[dacoach44]

So funny...

Sorry I tried to stop myself, but this thread had to be done.

http://funny-stuff.audio4fun.com/download/funnypixstore2/15644.jpg

Are we looking for Hubs?

 

[rocket_surgery]

Never heard that, truthfully.

Heard "not in my hair!" though!

Been with a few ladies that don't like the face thing. One got really really mad when I got just a little on her face and only because the big guy had a stronger shot than was expected. She actually broke up with me right after that. I never asked if it was because of the accidental facial but to be honest I didn't care that much.
None of them like it in the hair for some reason. Never could figure that but whatever. Gotta keep the ladies happy.

 

[Christobal]

Umm. I don't pull out. I just keep banging until the mutual crash happens.

 

[Tryharder62]

Been with a few ladies that don't like the face thing. One got really really mad when I got just a little on her face and only because the big guy had a stronger shot than was expected. She actually broke up with me right after that. I never asked if it was because of the accidental facial but to be honest I didn't care that much.
None of them like it in the hair for some reason. Never could figure that but whatever. Gotta keep the ladies happy.

So you call yours the big guy. My husband calls his Mr. Weiner. (Kind of grosses me out.) I don't care where it goes. I suppose it would be nicer if we were home at the end of the day instead of at a party at Aunt Martha's or something. How do you explain that. " I was in the bathroom and the soap exploded? Why was he in there? Constipation.

 

[Christobal]

So you call yours the big guy. My husband calls his Mr. Weiner. (Kind of grosses me out.) I don't care where it goes. I suppose it would be nicer if we were home at the end of the day instead of at a party at Aunt Martha's or something. How do you explain that. " I was in the bathroom and the soap exploded? Why was he in there? Constipation.

For some reason I think you liked the bathroom at Aunt Martha's. Kind of naughty. Well until he said Mr. Weiner. Then it would be a total mood killer.