All you eco friendly wankers with electric cars. wanna buy insurance?

[hobbit.]

Ok so the beardie eco friendly people who owb battery powered electric cars, what are you going to do the very minute after a nuclear strike? the battery on your vehicle will be fucked, you wont be able to either -

A) runt to the hills

or

B) drive to the city and join in the mass louting.

you need to either -

A) fuck the environment, which is fucked due to years of mankinds activities any way and buy a decent vehicle.

or

B) take out "Mystic Hobbit plc" in the event of a nuclear holocaust insurance.

 

[neci]

i would like one mystical hobbit and one hydro powered vibrator, please. for the nuclear war. you can put them in the bunker.

 

[oggbashan]

Hobbit?

After a nuclear strike any vehicle, no matter how it is powered, is likely to be unserviceable. Apart from the electrical storm wrecking the electronics, the firestorm would vaporise any fossil fuel.

Insurance? Just bend over and kiss your arse goodbye.

 

[hobbit.]

Hobbit?

After a nuclear strike any vehicle, no matter how it is powered, is likely to be unserviceable. Apart from the electrical storm wrecking the electronics, the firestorm would vaporise any fossil fuel.

Insurance? Just bend over and kiss your arse goodbye.

mere hypothesis.

depends on the fall out zone.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Actually it all depends on how long your electric power extension cord is. You may be able to go for miles.

 

[oggbashan]

mere hypothesis.

depends on the fall out zone.

In the UK?

You might be outside the fall out zone in parts of The Highlands and inland Wales. Otherwise?

You're fried.

 

[hobbit.]

In the UK?

You might be outside the fall out zone in parts of The Highlands and inland Wales. Otherwise?

You're fried.

as an insurance seller, no offence, but you're not very good.

after the war you will need transport, your battery car will be fucked no if or but, it will be fucked.

 

[oggbashan]

as an insurance seller, no offence, but you're not very good.

after the war you will need transport, your battery car will be fucked no if or but, it will be fucked.

My stock of bicycles will be invaluable.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Ok so the beardie eco friendly people who owb battery powered electric cars, what are you going to do the very minute after a nuclear strike? the battery on your vehicle will be fucked, you wont be able to either -

A) runt to the hills

or

B) drive to the city and join in the mass louting.

Mass louting?

Hell, you could do that here and now if you found a Lit partner worthy of the gesture.

http://www.rounddancing.net/dance/astaire/images/youneverlovelier/Lovelier05.jpg

 

[thør]

In the UK?

You might be outside the fall out zone in parts of The Highlands and inland Wales. Otherwise?

You're fried.

In the exclusion zone around the Fukushima Power Plant there are many unlicensed autos that are used within that exclusion zone, but will never be allowed out of it unless decontaminated (which prolly won't happen).

 

[Hypoxia]

Obvious solution: avoid nuclear strikes.

Poison gas and neurotoxins will work fine.

Sarin is cheaper than plutonium, right?

 

[hobbit.]

My stock of bicycles will be invaluable.

only in Norfolk.

 

[hobbit.]

Mass louting?

yes. huge unruly mobs of mainly blind people with great big water and puss filled blisters, behaving like uncouth barbarians.

Do you not regard that as loutish behaviour?

 

[cfuhrer]

The environmental footprint of the cars themselves will do us all in long before a nuclear strike.

 

[Saint Peter]

How do you (successfully) decontaminate a crappy car?

 

[cfuhrer]

How do you (successfully) decontaminate a crappy car?

Fire and a deep hole

 

[Saint Peter]

Fires just puts the contamination in the air. The deep hole puts it in the groundwater.

It is a bigger challenge than it may appear.

 

[hobbit.]

The environmental footprint of the cars themselves will do us all in long before a nuclear strike.

cars have tyre tracks NOT foot prints.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

yes. huge unruly mobs of mainly blind people with great big water and puss filled blisters, behaving like uncouth barbarians.

Do you not regard that as loutish behaviour?

You've been pulled over by the grammar police.

Every gerund, without exception, ends in ing. Gerunds are not, however, all that easy to identify. The problem is that all present participles also end in ing. What is the difference?

Gerunds function as nouns. Thus, gerunds will be subjects, subject complements, direct objects, indirect objects, and objects of prepositions.

Present participles, on the other hand, complete progressive verbs or act as modifiers.

http://www.chompchomp.com/terms/gerund.htm

I do not equate "louting" (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/louting) as a proper substitute for "loutish."

 

[Hypoxia]

Other eco-friendly solutions:

* Cars powered by many many hamster wheels.
* Methane power from on-board decomposing chickenshit.
* Human-drawn rickshaws; beer served to passengers.
* Hey Tesla, perfect that perpetual-motion engine!.
* Orbiting solar mirrors beam power down to simple cars.
* Pocket-size cold-fusion reactors will solve everything.
* Walk, bicycle, skateboard, hitchhike, stowaway, whatever.

 

[hobbit.]

You've been pulled over by the grammar police.



I do not equate "louting" (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/louting) as a proper substitute for "loutish."

you need to get a grip.

 

[cfuhrer]

Other eco-friendly solutions:

* Cars powered by many many hamster wheels.
* Methane power from on-board decomposing chickenshit.
* Human-drawn rickshaws; beer served to passengers.
* Hey Tesla, perfect that perpetual-motion engine!.
* Orbiting solar mirrors beam power down to simple cars.
* Pocket-size cold-fusion reactors will solve everything.
* Walk, bicycle, skateboard, hitchhike, stowaway, whatever.

The original horse power.