All you Bitches N Bastards (heyyyyyy it's just a test!!!)

[Savage Kitten]

hehehe got your attention huh???? Remember!!! We wanna see results people!!!!!!!


Bastards tested here: http://www.fourjokers.co.uk/bastard/index.shtml
and
The Spark's Bastard test:http://test.thespark.com/bastardtest/



Bitches tested here: http://www.certifiedbitches.com/quiz.html lol this site is too funny!
and
The Spark's Bitch test: http://test3.thespark.com/bitchtest/
http://test3.thespark.com/ba/bitch46.gif

 

[Svedish_Chef]

43.436 % Bastard

 

[The_old_man]

TOTAL SCORE: 27.886 %

 

[cymbidia]

The results are in. You are certifiably:

50% bitch!
which is higher than the worldwide average 38%

 

[TigerClaw]

.....

 

[mfucker]

71-140: STABLE
You know where your place is, but the thing is, you DOUBT a man's place, and you deserve a whacking for that. You are in touch with yourself, but only when you are in the shower -- you lack the guts to tell a man HOW to be in *touch* with YOU. Although most of the time you are tough as hell, you sometimes become corny if a man says the right words -- you are weak. Big slip there. READ ME: they are ONLY using you! One thing we give you is that you have a sense of style, and do not allow your man to be a kitchen utensil (this doesn't mean that you don't KEEP him there). You know you deserve riches but you lack the guts to make a man get them for you. You know how to pick your victims but you don't dare torture them. Slouching like a man is something you've perfected, and you should be darn proud of it -- if you pay a bit more attention, you will end up inventing the penis-shaped remote control, and thus free us all from the "his and hers" stigma. You know how to get rid of your problems (men), you just don't always have the heart, and the thing is, when it comes to men, you should NOT have one at all. You can get where you want, if only you'd be more of a bitch...




damn....

 

[mfucker]

TOTAL SCORE: 26.913 %

haha...no idea why i tried the bastard test....but well....shame on me....that's what the site said anyway....

 

[morninggirl5]

25% bitch!

 

[Chuckus]

TOTAL SCORE: 40.19 %
As a half bastard your neither here or there, but those around you should be careful not to annoy you of they may face the wraith of the bastard within.

 

[Never]

I'm 16% bastard (Only 3% of people are less bastard than me) and 6% bitch.

 

[Chuckus]

48% bastard!
27% of which is Tard

The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard.
Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.
Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.
Catholics are more likely to spit on you.
Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.

That is my Spark bastard rating..................I am a bastard, well mostly anyways..........

 

[doctor_insanus]

16.683 % Bastard

You would probably make an ideal son, a perfect boyfriend, a successful scholar, but you are a complete wimp when it comes to being a bastard shame on you, you're a complete mummies boy.

Boy... what a complete loser!

33% Bastard, 18% Tard (44% average)

3% are the same
27% are less of a bastard than I am
70% are more of a bastard than I am

 

[cymbidia]

love the new av - your eyes

... guess thinking of yourself as a "complete loser" depends on whether it's of importance to you to be a bastard or not. One could argue that the less of a bastard you were, the less of a loser you are, too.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Re: love the new av - your eyes

... guess thinking of yourself as a "complete loser" depends on whether it's of importance to you to be a bastard or not. One could argue that the less of a bastard you were, the less of a loser you are, too.

Thank you... and thank you!

 

[SGTBIGDOG420]

on one i was 47% bastard and the other i was 88% so i guess it half n half i may or may not be a bastard.

 

[Stonedagger]

my results

THE BASTARD TEST RESULTS




TOTAL SCORE: 68.778 %
As a person your most likely a serious menice to society. Your lifetime ambition is to have your face on the FBI 10 most wanted list.