ALL RIGHT! I am new here and I got a something to say.

[riff]

I feel a certain undeniable (yet not too unpleasant) tension in this place with regards to people's spiritual beliefs.

I want to ask, "why?" but i already know the answer. we are all people and we are doing what people have done since there were people. i type words into a computer and we talk about progress. what has changed? what is progress.
("ooo riff, u such a filosofifer")

people all over the world are persecuted for what they believe- not just spiritual, but political, social, and all of that. Hell, not long ago I was doin' some persecutin' on the truck-drivin' catfish-eaters. Sorry yall- didn't mean ta hurt ya. (I do drive a truck and I do eat catfish- but I dig techno)

but all of that is beside the goddamnpoint. shit... now what was I saying? yes... smooth thighskin... no.. I mean...

aren't you glad for tension? speaking of tension, i had this roommate that used to babble about the role of tension in art. and yes, the tension in the good shit is there. but then he would go make these paintings. people, they sucked (like my poems). sometimes i would walk in to find him busy at work. "are we making tension?" i would ask. it pissed him off, but fuck him. he needed the tension for the art i guess...

damn...how did i get from godandshit to my old whoredog roommate and goddamn tension?

God bless the catfisheaters. Long live women who spill Salmon caviar between their plump sumptuous breasts...

Waiter... I'll halfanother

 

[SimplySouthern]

LMAO....Riff, you crack me up. Tell me more

 

[riff]

LMAO....Riff, you crack me up. Tell me more

Babydoll, I got a few ideas thet I could do with some burled peanuts if ya know what i mean..

say, u know the band "Southern Culture On The Skids?"

sugar, what else do they make that bacon grease fer?

 

[SimplySouthern]

LMAO....Riff, you crack me up. Tell me more

Babydoll, I got a few ideas thet I could do with some burled peanuts if ya know what i mean..

say, u know the band "Southern Culture On The Skids?"

sugar, what else do they make that bacon grease fer?

I'm terribly afraid that I don't know what you could do with burled peanuts...or even what they are for that matter.

Nope...can't say I've ever heard of that particular band. Doesn't really strike me as anything I've been missing either.

Bacon grease....is for cooking. Anything else would be uncivilized.

 

[riff]

And u call yerseff SOUTHERN?

Sugar... you need some educatin.

 

[SimplySouthern]

So Sue Me!

I have more education than I could hope to use in 2 lifetimes. I am educated-out.

 

[Expertise]

But Riff don't "trust your soul to no backwoods southern lawyer"

Hey SS any word from the Bar yet?

 

[Rosebud]

riff you are diffenently different and we need that here...and i see that the lovely southern is here too....this is for you babe...
http://www.funnygreetings.com/coolest/bigsmileguyyes.gif

 

[SimplySouthern]

Hey SS any word from the Bar yet?

Yep..posted all about it on the MIA thread.

Not gonna rehash it all over again here. But....you could try and make me feel a little better about the whole thing if you like.

Rosey...thankya babydoll

 

[Expertise]

I'm sorry cutie. Don't go beating your self up. It is by all accounts an extremely difficult exam.

I would love to feel you.... I mean make you feel better. Any ideas

 

[SimplySouthern]

Ideas....do I have a few ideas for you.

Oh yes in deed I do.

Got this new desk in my office just dying for shine on the top of it. Got the same old couch in the office that has never been officially broken in. Been experimenting with furniture placement and how that might correlate with new and exciting sexual positions. I dunno...a little something to think about. Perhaps a new story idea.

 

[Expertise]

What the hell is it with southern women and office furniture?

You and Julia should compare notes cutie.