All right, humor and satire authors...

[entitled]

i've got one for You.

Ever notice that when You use baby oil, it gets really slippery, really fast? Ever notice that waterbeds tend to move a lot? Add the two together....

The plot (well, sort of): a couple moves into a new apartment, gets the waterbed put together and filled, but don't put the sheets on yet. They decide it would be a good idea to play around with the baby oil, but it gets -too- slippery, especially when the oil gets on the rubber of the bed, and the whole thing ends up resembling oil wrestling.

Sound good? Maybe?

 

[Chicklet]

nitty-picky

I do like the idea, it seems cool = )

Anyone that writes it should keep this in mind though: don't make it an apartment, make it a house. No apartment building would let a tenant move in with a waterbed. Here, anyway. Keep your story realistic; they're funnier that way.

Chicklet

 

[Guest]

Yea to Waterbed Oil Sex!!!

I have had sex that way!

Make the waterbed waveless, or your couple will slide into the rails . . . yes, it happened to me!! LOL

But - that was in college, and we no longer have the waterbed . . . big sigh.

 

[Chicklet]

sarahh, you should write the story - all the best humor is written by the one who actually experienced it, IMHO

Chicklet

 

[penguindance]

Re: nitty-picky

 

[Chicklet]

Re: Re: nitty-picky

Perhaps someone will take this up?

I hope so - it is really cool = )

makes me sort of picture a "slip'n'slide"

 

[entitled]

A slip-n-slide - that's exactly what it's like! um... er... not that i would *cough* know *coughcough* or anything. Really. *nods*

 

[sirhugs]

I like it too!
waterbed sex is the best- sarah, how could you give it up?

 

[Guest]

Ummm, cause we kept sliding into the rails!!
(it was dangerous . . . )

Oak headboard and strong mattress work better for us now!! LOL

 

[sirhugs]

I enjoy the push-off from the rails though

 

[Guest]

Oooh, that does sound nice!

I have to say I like the bondage possibilities from our headboard and footboard - not quite a four-poster, but it sure works . . . (and yes, we've utilized it quite well!!)

My mind is now thinking of naughty things. What lovely thoughts - hmmmm - how soon can I get the kids to sleep tonight??? LOL

 

[sirhugs]

Oooh, that does sound nice!

I have to say I like the bondage possibilities from our headboard and footboard - not quite a four-poster, but it sure works . . . (and yes, we've utilized it quite well!!)

My mind is now thinking of naughty things. What lovely thoughts - hmmmm - how soon can I get the kids to sleep tonight??? LOL

so, did the lil darlings co-operate? Did you do things that inspire tales?

 

[Guest]

Grinning - oh always! In fact, I feel a story coming on right now . . .

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I read a story (it was in the newspaper, so it must have been true! ), about this couple who used coitus interruptus as a birth control method. However, this is not something that you should try in a waterbed..!
When the man pulled out, there came a wave, that pushed him right back in!
Their son looked really cute on the photo...

 

[sirhugs]

I read a story (it was in the newspaper, so it must have been true! ), about this couple who used coitus interruptus as a birth control method. However, this is not something that you should try in a waterbed..!
When the man pulled out, there came a wave, that pushed him right back in!
Their son looked really cute on the photo...

now that would make a good story for Lit- posted under "
How Not To"

 

[Guest]

Svenskaflicka - Oh, how funny! Great story!!