All is forgiven

[Saint_Ann]

Sex, the natural healer.

 

[Hal9000_]

Sex, the natural healer.

*high five!!*

?

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I very much doubt this dude ever gets laid.

 

[Emerson40]

Sex, the natural healer.

Damn near anything can cure faux cancer, bertie-ann. Quit acting like your wank-sock has magic restorative powers.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Sex, the natural healer.

How would you know?

 

[Saint_Ann]

*high five!!*

?

Have you come for absolution?.......or the other?

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Have you come for absolution?.......or the other?

I prefer using sex as a weapon.

 

[Kantarii]

I prefer using sex as a weapon.

That’s fucking evil.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

That’s fucking evil.

Hit 'em where it hurts.

 

[phrodeau]

Sex is like snake oil.

At least, it makes my snake oily.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Sex is like snake oil.

At least, it makes my snake oily.

I think you're confusing sex with masturbation.

 

[Saint_Ann]

https://funkyimg.com/i/2WDuH.gif

Yeah right.. I've had herpes for fifty years. The gift that keeps on giving...

Isn't there anything else worth watching tonight?

Sometimes when I watch voyeur porn I get the eerie feeling that someone is watching me.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Sometimes when I watch voyeur porn I get the eerie feeling that someone is watching me.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/3oEhn1BB9DdrWU0KfC/giphy.gif

 

[HisArpy]

Woo Hoo! I've been forgiven... wait, what?

*checking*

What does it mean that I'm still on the list of the forsaken?

 

[Saint_Ann]

Woo Hoo! I've been forgiven... wait, what?

*checking*

What does it mean that I'm still on the list of the forsaken?

Karma works on a case by case basis, kinda like the Supreme Court, only supreme-er.

 

[HisArpy]

Karma works on a case by case basis, kinda like the Supreme Court, only supreme-er.

Fuck Karma. I'll keep the horse she rode in on though.

 

[Kantarii]

Fuck Karma. I'll keep the horse she rode in on though.

If you’re fucking karma, does is still count towards getting laid?

 

[Emerson40]

Sometimes when I watch voyeur porn I get the eerie feeling that someone is watching me.

I think you're confusing sex with masturbation.

Sounds like bertie-ann is into a little autoeroticism. Fap it while you got it, old feller.