All I want for Christmas...

[SweetWitch]

What do you want? I want the local firemen to visit my house. Damn, those boys are fine.

 

[TE999]

What do you want? I want the local firemen to visit my house. Damn, those boys are fine.

Be careful what you wish for, sweetie. You don't want them or the cops there on business.

Me, I want a Corvette ZR-1 with a Lingenfelter speed package and the best damn radar detector money can buy.

 

[Zobor]

My roof fixed would be nice.

 

[SweetWitch]

Be careful what you wish for, sweetie. You don't want them or the cops there on business.

Me, I want a Corvette ZR-1 with a Lingenfelter speed package and the best damn radar detector money can buy.

You don't want the Red Rider BB Gun?

 

[sr71plt]

All I wanted was a more reliable Internet connection. But no one asked. But last week we went and bought a new TV and it came with a good deal for cable bundling to include Internet. And now I can have the only thing I wanted but pretend that I need to get something else too.

 

[SweetWitch]

My roof fixed would be nice.

I hear ya. I'd like my fireplace fixed.

 

[TE999]

You don't want the Red Rider BB Gun?

Sure. I can drive in my Vette to the town dump and plink rats with it.

The BB gun, not the Vette.

 

[Zobor]

I hear ya. I'd like my fireplace fixed.

I would help ya out if I could.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

A date with a younger woman (somewhere near 30 would be nice).

A newe home computer.

 

[TxRad]

World Piece

And No, I didn't misspell it.

 

[Boxlicker101]

What I want is for my muse to stay home so I can get more work done, instead of going out carousing in the local bars, the bitch.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

The Canadian Supreme Court to rule in favor of group marriage!


Not that it would pertain to me, y'unnerstan'. Just ask HM.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Basic dental care, reliable income.

... And a pair of western riding boots to go dancing in.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Another nice thing would be a way to keep our stories from being pirated and/or plagiarized. Sometimes I Google a line that I often use in stories and find dozens of entries, with maybe 90% of them being my stories that have been posted elsewhere without my permission. I also find them posted to Literotica, but have no problem with that.

 

[Liar]

Someone to do two weeks' worth of work for me. And my balance sheet.

 

[Liar]

Someone to do two weeks' worth of work for me. And my balance sheet.

Not to mention my laundry.

Cuz I don't wanna.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Another nice thing would be a way to keep our stories from being pirated and/or plagiarized. Sometimes I Google a line that I often use in stories and find dozens of entries, with maybe 90% of them being my stories that have been posted elsewhere without my permission. I also find them posted to Literotica, but have no problem with that.

Well that's worth asking Santa for.

Stop posting them on a free site that has billions of hits. You should know damn well by now that most of those billions are harvester bots.

 

[CharleyH]

All I want for Christmas, I get every day of the year. I couldn't ask for more than love...

Of course, if I did ask, I'd simply want a really huge house with a really huge professional kitchen, a balcony off the bedroom, an indoor/outdoor pool, a family room to captivate the kids, a foyer that would rival any aristocratic Roman, a beach in view and a cottage for guests, and oh, a sexy bisexual maid.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Well that's worth asking Santa for.

Stop posting them on a free site that has billions of hits. You should know damn well by now that most of those billions are harvester bots.

I wouldn't say "Most" of them, but I know some are. Frequently, they only take the first page of a story. What bugs me the most is a plagiarizer taking a story and claiming authorship, frequently changing the title and some names.

Here is an example: http://www.google.com/search?q="kom...'s+special+treat"&spell=1&fp=7b989c6c17f79c85

http://www.google.com/search?q="kom...qsAOAlpjRCg&start=10&sa=N&fp=7b989c6c17f79c85

Although there are two links, it is one example. The original thief made a spelling error on the title and some of the sites where he posted it corrected the error.

 

[sr71plt]

I wouldn't say "Most" of them, but I know some are. Frequently, they only take the first page of a story. What bugs me the most is a plagiarizer taking a story and claiming authorship, frequently changing the title and some names.

Here is an example: http://www.google.com/search?q="kom...'s+special+treat"&spell=1&fp=7b989c6c17f79c85

http://www.google.com/search?q="kom...qsAOAlpjRCg&start=10&sa=N&fp=7b989c6c17f79c85

Although there are two links, it is one example. The original thief made a spelling error on the title and some of the sites where he posted it corrected the error.

You gave the story away to the public for free. If you don't want it spread from bow to stern, don't do that.

And if you're in the States and you want to claim ownership, you functionally have to obtain a formal copyright registration. If you haven't, you are wasting your time and breath yammering about someone stealing something you slapped on the Internet on an open, free-use Web site.

 

[FallingToFly]

All I really want?

A nice Fuji S series pro camera, and a couple good lenses.

WHat I would like that I might get?

Some of the Anfora skin oil that I adore so much and can't find anywhere.

 

[SweetWitch]

What I want is for my muse to stay home so I can get more work done, instead of going out carousing in the local bars, the bitch.

She's out with my muse, painting the town and screwing the locals.

Basic dental care, reliable income.

... And a pair of western riding boots to go dancing in.

What size?

All I want for Christmas, I get every day of the year. I couldn't ask for more than love...Of course, if I did ask, I'd simply want a really huge house with a really huge professional kitchen, a balcony off the bedroom, an indoor/outdoor pool, a family room to captivate the kids, a foyer that would rival any aristocratic Roman, a beach in view and a cottage for guests, and oh, a sexy bisexual maid.

That's absolutely adorable.

All I really want?

A nice Fuji S series pro camera, and a couple good lenses.

WHat I would like that I might get?

Some of the Anfora skin oil that I adore so much and can't find anywhere.

It's available at Walgreens. If you're local store doesn't have it, I'll bet they'd order it for you.

 

[SweetWitch]

I don't know if I got everyone everything they wanted, but I sure shopped like I meant it today.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'll do that Tuesday. Monday I have to take the Ford in. It's leaking something fierce. There's a puddle in the passenger's footwell.

 

[TxRad]

I'll do that Tuesday. Monday I have to take the Ford in. It's leaking something fierce. There's a puddle in the passenger's footwell.

See, that's what you get. Californians should never drive in the rain. They all think it's a mobile car wash.