all i want for christmas is...

[unclej]

when i was a kid one of the most coveted presents you could get for christmas was an erector set...if you had been a particularly good boy you'd get one with a motor in it so you could make ferris wheels, train engines and things like that...if you're not familiar with erector sets they were pieces of metal...long ones, short ones, medium length ones...there were little nuts and bolts that fit into holes in the pieces of metal and you fit them together to make rafters and trusses and frames and all sorts of wonderful things...worth hours and hours of fun...

i don't think they make them any more and i'm probably too old for them anyway...so this year for christmas i want an erection set...

if i get my christmas wish what will be in my erection set and what instructions would come with it...

 

[Starblayde]

I think Viagra make something like that now.....

 

[Private Vasquez]

you need instructions for that?

 

[Wiggles]

That's it! I'm getting bf an erection set for Christmas..

<Evil laugh>

 

[freakygirl]

*looks at the play room floor*

Ummm yeah.. they make them still. I bought a million piece (ok, not a million but it looks like it) set from Toys R Us for Kimber last year..

Her and Dad made a ferris wheel last night..

 

[unclej]

starblayde, didn't we just have a discussion about respecting your elders...your gonna get your butt grounded if this keeps up...

pv...it depends on what's in it..

wiggles...details mam...i want to know what would come in the erection set...

 

[LauraSG]

I'd agree that if you need instructions...you need that set more that you think

 

[Starblayde]

Respect my elders? awww do i gotta?

Thats like 99% of the people on this board.....

 

[LauraSG]

Just think about that 1% and smile

 

[unclej]

you've got a point there starblayde....

ok, you ladies are not playing this game right...you're going to give an erection set to your bf/gf/so or any other damn body...what are you going to put in it...blow up dolls, butt plugs, naked pictures of nell carter...what for crying out loud...

this is supposed to be an exercise in imagination...

 

[Starblayde]

*grins*

a whole two or three people will have to respect me...

but they're so young they won't listen to their elders *sigh*

 

[LauraSG]

And there is the paradox .

I guess you will start respecting your elders when you have enough people available to respect you

 

[unclej]

mumblefrakenstarkenrazzlebadfomoho....if ginny was here she'd know how to play...

 

[Starblayde]

And there is the paradox .

I guess you will start respecting your elders when you have enough people available to respect you

Is this gonna turn into a Star Trek-Time-Paradox-Episode(TM)?

I want to wear red

 

[Starblayde]

You would get...

a full-size cardboard cut out of <insert your favourite female celebrity here> in just her smalls

a bottle of viagra

a packet of ribbed, flavoured condoms

a Buttman-series compilation DVD

a 6-inch long wooden splint, with a rubber band, for those emergencies

 

[unclej]

ok now, that's what i'm talkin' about...lmao

what's up with the viagra crap...come on, put 'em up...i'll moiderize ya..

 

[Starblayde]

viagra? well you are older than me...you might be having some...um...structural um.....yeah....