All I have to say at the moment is...

Hell...

I've even fucked myself over on more than one occasion!
 
You have nice arms....nothing wrong with knowing you are sexy. Beats feeling worthless.
 
Well, if you get tired of doing all the work yourself, I'm sure you could find someone to pick up the slack.
 


If I were a guy, I'd fuck myself too if I looked like that.

Honey, you don't need to be fucking yourself, plenty of women would love to get FUCKED by you! Nice to have male eye candy.


Jus' sayin'
 
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Christ on a cracker, the things I want to do to you are probably illegal in five states.

I use pride to hide my lack of actual accomplishment. I found that by doing so it's easier to get ahead in life.
I think that's step 6 of the Seven Habits of Highly Effective People.


I haven't been laid in three days. We should start a Go Fuck Yourself Club.
 
My arms thank you



I use pride to hide my lack of actual accomplishment. I found that by doing so it's easier to get ahead in life.

It's true though, you are one handsome man. I've always said that about you.
 
Christ on a cracker, the things I want to do to you are probably illegal in five states.

I haven't been laid in three days. We should start a Go Fuck Yourself Club.

Let's find those five states and do those things you want to do to me.

Would we charge admission?
 
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