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Top Rated Submissions: Lesbian Sex

Rank Rating Votes Title Author Date
1 4.92 37 Ringside Seats Ch. 03 Evil Alpaca 01/31/05
2 4.91 90 The Queen and the Soldier Evil Alpaca 01/13/05
3 4.90 58 Lost in Texas Ch. 05 Evil Alpaca 12/21/04
4 4.90 41 Ringside Seats Ch. 02 Evil Alpaca 01/28/05
5 4.89 53 Bed of Rose's Ch. 02 Evil Alpaca 11/27/04
6 4.87 54 Lost in Texas Ch. 02 Evil Alpaca 12/13/04
7 4.87 47 Lost in Texas Ch. 03 Evil Alpaca 12/15/04
8 4.86 43 Lost in Texas Ch. 04 Evil Alpaca 12/18/04

Well done, EA!
 
How demeaning - to be so badly outclassed by something with four legs! :p

Congrats EA!
 
hrmf!
thats all.. just... hrmf

(sorry, had to let that little green monster out before i exploded)

ok.. now to the nice part

YEHAW FUZZBALL!
you rock, baby
 
Bloody hell! That's VERY impressive! :nana:







Does this mean we have yet another gender confused quadruped on the AH? ;)
 
Tatelou said:
Bloody hell! That's VERY impressive! :nana:


Does this mean we have yet another gender confused quadruped on the AH? ;)

Not everyone who is gender confused is a quadruped. ;)


*grumble*... I bet he votes for himself...*grumble*






Just kidding Alpie, really great work. :nana: Now if you can just write a few lousy ones so I have a shot at the Top List next month. :rolleyes:
 
china-doll said:
Not everyone who is gender confused is a quadruped. ;)

I'll second that ;)

And there was me thinking he was just some kind of jumped up mohair.

Well done E_A - gloat and be proud.
 
Yes, Neon, you girl.










I've seen a couple of posts today referring to you as "she". What's that all about? I know readers have mistaken you for a woman before, because of your own very convincing writing in the Lesbian Sex section, but here on the boards, I've never seen it. Or is it cos you are an "honorary lesbian"? :D

CD, you're just weird.
 
Tatelou said:
Yes, Neon, you girl.










I've seen a couple of posts today referring to you as "she". What's that all about? I know readers have mistaken you for a woman before, because of your own very convincing writing in the Lesbian Sex section, but here on the boards, I've never seen it. Or is it cos you are an "honorary lesbian"? :D


CD, you're just weird.


The latter I think, and forced entry into the Lesbian Party didn't help :D
(No one complained though)
 
Thank you one and all, but this all comes with a grain of salt. I had to ask Laurel twice in the last couple weeks to purge the 1-bombs and troll droppings, and I'm not sure if some legitimate criticisms might have gotten sucked down in the wake (I don't know how the process works).

But for the moment,

:nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:
 
Tatelou said:
Bloody hell! That's VERY impressive! :nana:







Does this mean we have yet another gender confused quadruped on the AH? ;)

I'm not confused. Just obscure.
:D
 
Well done alpaca. Give them no heed; they're just jealous of your third, fourth, and possibly fifth legs. ;)
 
I am now making it my goal to write the bestest lesbian story in all of Lit so the Alpaca will have to bow down to me.........no offence to Colly and Lucky. :cool:
 
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