All Disabled Divorced Pink Flamingos

[Black_Bird]

Wha? You didn't see this thread coming from a mile a way?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Sure I did.

Do you have brown eyes?

 

[lobito]

I'm an albino flamingo, I can't see shit, I'm blind.

 

[ma_guy]

You peeked into my backyard didn't you? Of course you did! How else would you have known that the flamingo's were disabled?

Don't you deny it now!

 

[Silverlily]

Do you have brown eyes?

Yes he does, and yes, you would be right.

No pink flamingos here, we did have a Blue one once.

 

[Black_Bird]

Sure I did.

Do you have brown eyes?

Yes, I do. And black/brown hair. It's because I'm full of shit; I've got to constantly spray myself with Round-Up to keep dandelions from growing out of indiscreet areas of my anatomy.

 

[Silverlily]

How else would you have known that the flamingo's were disabled?

What? Are they missing a leg? How would you know?


*this is in no way aimed at the pink flamingoes who truly suffer*

 

[Black_Bird]

Yes he does, and yes, you would be right.

No pink flamingos here, we did have a Blue one once.

Watch it, babe; that stung.

 

[ma_guy]

What? Are they missing a leg? How would you know?

Some are missing both legs, 3 are missing wings and one was in a terrible accindent involving a riding mower. It was NOT pretty but, it is their little sanctuary out there.

They're plenty tastey properly done up on the grill too!

 

[Silverlily]

Watch it, babe; that stung.