All About HottieMama

[HottieMama]

i have decided to be a total attention whore and start a thread about myself...

Feel free to ask any questions you want...i promise honest answers.

 

[BiBunny]

I'll bite.

What's the most awesome BDSM-related thing you ever did? If you have more than one, please feel free to share. I'm running low on masturbation fodder these days. *Snicker*

 

[midwestyankee]

I'll bite.

What's the most awesome BDSM-related thing you ever did? If you have more than one, please feel free to share. I'm running low on masturbation fodder these days. *Snicker*

I thought you were supposed to be masturbation fodder.

 

[BiBunny]

I thought you were supposed to be masturbation fodder.

Well, I am. For other people, anyway. It's really hard to fantasize about oneself while masturbating. Even I'm not that much of a narcissist.

 

[midwestyankee]

Well, I am. For other people, anyway. It's really hard to fantasize about oneself while masturbating. Even I'm not that much of a narcissist.

We all have our shortcomings.

/hijack


C'mon, HM, answer the lady's question.

 

[intothewoods]

Well, I am. For other people, anyway. It's really hard to fantasize about oneself while masturbating. Even I'm not that much of a narcissist.

Ha ha. Yes, that would be fun. Ohhhh meeee, oh meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TeachMeSir]

.....

 

[HottieMama]

I'll bite.

What's the most awesome BDSM-related thing you ever did? If you have more than one, please feel free to share. I'm running low on masturbation fodder these days. *Snicker*

Oh boy...good question, Bunny.

Hmmmm...the first time i got fisted ranks pretty high up there. i think because it not only created the craving for more of the same, but also created the desire to do *that* to someone else...to make them feel that way. It was also the first time I discovered that Sytheria has NOTHING on me when it comes to squirting.

 

[HottieMama]

MY - don't ruin our dream! You have shortcomings. How short? NOt short in your pants surely? Not less than 4 inches !!!

HM - pls - tell us your best experience... we're waiting with bated breath.

Best experience in life? Or just in this lifestyle?

Best experience in life~~~ If i have to pick just one which therefore eliminates the birth of each of my children, I would say meeting my best friend, E. There are days when I don't know what the fuck I would do without her.

Best experience in this lifestyle~~~ Being fisted for the first time, getting over my fear of having my throat touched, the first time i felt the magic that is a TENS unit.

 

[BiBunny]

If you could do anything in the world, what would it be and why? (I'm trying to give you open-ended questions here!)

 

[HottieMama]

If you could do anything in the world, what would it be and why? (I'm trying to give you open-ended questions here!)

Move to a large house, in a quiet area of the country and have my own little Utopia. My poly family, some pets, enough money so that we could all do what we WANT to do instead of what we HAVE to do. I would like to give my time to help others, other recovering addicts specifically. There was a time in my life that I didn't think I would live to see 25. Well, I'm 32...reasonably happy and healthy and most of all ALIVE. I would like to help someone else, particularly young people (I was almost 22 when I got clean.) realize that there is a life after drugs and alcohol. No one needs to die with the bottle or with a needle in their arm. I would like to show them that the 12 Steps aren't as scary and preachy as some people make it out to be, and that being clean/sober doesn't automatically make you an asshole. (No offense to anyone else in recovery, but some of the biggest douchebags I ever met were in AA/NA meetings.)

Above all else, I just want to be happy and fulfilled. Not the fleeting happiness that comes from wealth or material possessions, but the long-term satisfaction that comes from contributing to the "world," and living a good life.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I have lots of survey questions in the Bistro, so I'm going to do a bunch of cut and paste but you can always go to the first page and hit the links there if I get all challenged and can't figure out how to make it work...

Some of the questions are sorta poet-oriented since that's the context they're in but you HAVE TO ANSWER THOSE TOO. I was going to say the normal thing about how you could ignore those but I'm feeling all dommy today.

*okay deep breath*

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* Favorite soup for cold weather?

* Celebrity Lapdance: Who would you choose?

* Best poet for cheering you up when you've lost your mojo? (Can be a poet on this board or one of those Regular Famous Ones)

* What's that one thing you've been trying to write a poem about for ages but can't quite make it work yet?

* You walk into a bar and the first song you hear on the jukebox proves that you're definitely in the right place. What song is it?

* What's the finest compliment you ever got?



*****


1. Three vivid phrases describing the weather where you are right now.

2. Most excellent present you ever got?

3. What sentence or question makes you really happy when you hear it from your significant other?


******

What's "your song" with your beloved?
And as a companion, what song can you just not listen to anymore cause it was "Your Song" with someone you'd now prefer to see buried in eels?


*****

Ever had a crush on a cartoon character?

What's the first sign of spring in your area?

Are you more, or less, debauched now than you were ten years ago?

What's your absolute favorite poem by someone other than yourself?

If you could own a famous work of art, what would it be?



That oughta keep you busy for a while. If you get through those, I'll give you all the stuff I got asked in my Spotlight Thread before it went down in flames. As all things do.

hearts
bj

 

[Shankara20]

Feel free to ask any questions you want...i promise honest answers.

where the hell are those panties I have been promised

 

[Shankara20]

Well, I am. For other people, anyway. It's really hard to fantasize about oneself while masturbating. Even I'm not that much of a narcissist.

hell, I masturbate to my photos

but that is for some other thread I guess.....

 

[unpredictablebijou]

hell, I masturbate to my photos

As do we all, dollface. As do we all.

bj

 

[HottieMama]

* Favorite soup for cold weather? Minestrone

* Celebrity Lapdance: Who would you choose? Dave Navarro

* Best poet for cheering you up when you've lost your mojo? (Can be a poet on this board or one of those Regular Famous Ones) Pablo Neruda

* What's that one thing you've been trying to write a poem about for ages but can't quite make it work yet? I don't write poetry but I am trying to write a gangbang story for a friend and I just can't get into the headspace.

* You walk into a bar and the first song you hear on the jukebox proves that you're definitely in the right place. What song is it? Fake It by Seether or The Pretender by The Foo Fighters

* What's the finest compliment you ever got? "You're so fucking smart, you're making me hard."

*****

1. Three vivid phrases describing the weather where you are right now. Brighlty sunny, warm wonderful wind, a spring day even a penguin would adore.

2. Most excellent present you ever got? Hmmmm...a bracelet I received recently.

3. What sentence or question makes you really happy when you hear it from your significant other? Oh..there are many...

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What's "your song" with your beloved? Don't really have one.

And as a companion, what song can you just not listen to anymore cause it was "Your Song" with someone you'd now prefer to see buried in eels? ROFL...Any Rush...Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol.

*****
Ever had a crush on a cartoon character? Nope..

What's the first sign of spring in your area? Rain? I have no idea...First real spring in Kansas.

Are you more, or less, debauched now than you were ten years ago? More..absolutely more..

What's your absolute favorite poem by someone other than yourself?Every Day You Play by Pablo Neruda...

If you could own a famous work of art, what would it be? Hmmmm...None of them...

 

[HottieMama]

where the hell are those panties I have been promised

When the hell are we going to lunch????

 

[midwestyankee]

When the hell are we going to lunch????

Did I hear anyone mention Arthur Bryant's?

 

[HottieMama]

Did I hear anyone mention Arthur Bryant's?

Dude you made me Google...

http://www.arthurbryantsbbq.com/

 

[midwestyankee]

Dude you made me Google...

http://www.arthurbryantsbbq.com/

More importantly, did it make you hungry?

 

[HottieMama]

More importantly, did it make you hungry?

A bit...

I could SO never be a vegetarian. I absolutely adore meat. (Insert inappropriate joke here.)

 

[Homburg]

It was also the first time I discovered that Sytheria has NOTHING on me when it comes to squirting.

Dude.

 

[HottieMama]

Dude.

What?????

 

[midwestyankee]

A bit...

I could SO never be a vegetarian. I absolutely adore meat. (Insert inappropriate joke here.)

I call myself a white meat vegetarian - by which I mean that I rarely eat any meat that isn't meticulously cleaned of all fat. Red meat - such as barbecue - is a periodic treat, say about once every two or three months. But I'd break all my rules for a big honkin's sammich from Bryant's.

 

[HottieMama]

I call myself a white meat vegetarian - by which I mean that I rarely eat any meat that isn't meticulously cleaned of all fat. Red meat - such as barbecue - is a periodic treat, say about once every two or three months. But I'd break all my rules for a big honkin's sammich from Bryant's.

See..it's funny..my least favorite meat is chicken. Ever since I got preg. with my first child, most chicken just makes me nauseated. Give me a good steak or some ribs any day.