Alina Habba; a Failure of her Law School.

She's just the type to defend a client as terrible as Trump is to his lawyers. She's certainly not in court to defend her client she in court to get a show on Newsmax.
 
He stiffed so many lawyers that no self-respecting or competent one will represent him.

There were a few good lawyers that took him on as a client, and immediately resigned when they found out that any defense they concoct for Trump's charges will be swiftly sabotaged by the man's constant verbal diarrhea on Truth Social or at campaign rallies, or even in a courtroom. The man just doesn't know how to shut up for his own good. SMH.
 
She isn't so dumb after all, just incompetent. Turns out she arranged to be paid directly out of the PAC donations so bypassing Trump's tiny sticky fingers (ew).

She's approaching $3m profit out of those suckers who sent in their five bucks (repeating) to support their favorite sex offender. Plus she thinks she has a chance of being appointed Attorney General in the extremely unlikely scenario of Trump actually winning.

At least she'll come out of this a slightly better lawyer, the judge keeps having to clear the court to educate her on things like 'how to enter a document into evidence'.
 
Seems like time for another NFT, gotta pay the bills. This time we can get cards with Cheeto and friends on them.

Think Habba will be some Wonder Woman type character?

He likes disguising himself as a superhero and showing off that 215lbs!

Only issue, how many actual “friends” does he have left? Oh yeah, Tim Scott doubled down.
 
Judge Kaplan strangely had to tell Trump that he's not allowed to talk over his own attorney. "I'm sorry Mr. Trump, you're interrupting these proceedings by talking loudly while your attorney is talking, and that is not permitted." Judge Kaplan said. Habba and the Judge then begin to argue over which questions the counselor is allowed to ask her client.

Judge Kaplan ultimately put his foot down and pulled rank on Habba asserting, "Ms. Habba, I'll decide what he has a right to do, that's my job, not yours."
*smirk*


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...p&cvid=b51cb617660841a88f9270822236235c&ei=26
 
Apparently the reason was, footage has emerged of him on January 6 telling cops to "go fuck yourself and hang yourself".
Honestly, though, I don't see why that would bother Trump!
That sounds like a LOB. If so, he wouldn't have been allowed in.
 
Habba does a swift 180 on the quote of an anonymous report of Judge Kaplan and Prosecutor Kaplan (no relation) being cosy together because they both worked at a large law practice 30 years ago. One being a junior associate and the other a senior partner.

Now I've never worked in such a business (neither has anyone else here) but I doubt that such people share the same dining room or rest room.

Obviously it's not the fault of the highly esteemed attorney Habba that the anonymous allegation had no substance, it was never her responsibility to check its veracity before pushing it as grounds for appeal. So we're all good, right?

 
^^^ Derpshire Community College of Lawyering Type Things.
 
^^^ Derpshire Community College of Lawyering Type Things.
They’re both hopelessly devoted to trump, to the very end, so why not combine in their own lawyering company?

Hisarpy & Habba
 
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