Alien Butt Fuckers are Out of this World!

[The Poets]

I woke up this morning with a sore ass. I'm sure I was abducted during the night and probed by saucer-eyed men. What other explanation could there be... besides the fact that Big Goliath, my dildo, was found sticking out of my ass when I woke up.

By the way, you may want to support some of the GB regulars, who are part of The Poets poetry team, by voting and giving feedback on the poems listed in the sig line. I'm sure you'll recognize some of the names. There's perky_baby and her stud duck, DR4KE. There's sweet and shy (or should that be sweet and sour?) REDWAVE, and others you may or may not know.

Wicked Eve

 

[RawHumor]

2 comments

First, Alien Butt Fuckers would make a great name for a new wave band.

Second, if you think that REDWAVE is sweet in any way at all, then you need a cranial MRI ASAP.

 

[The Poets]

Raw&uncooked, you don't know the RED one the way I do. On the poetry board he's a real sweetheart.
(My insurance covers MRIs. I'm making the appointment now.)

 

[RawHumor]

Raw&uncooked, you don't know the RED one the way I do. On the poetry board he's a real sweetheart.
(My insurance covers MRIs. I'm making the appointment now.)

A real sweetheart who celebrated that so many Americans died in 9/11 is somewhat contradictory, IMHO.

 

[The Poets]

A real sweetheart who celebrated that so many Americans died in 9/11 is somewhat contradictory, IMHO.

Raw, I don't know the RED that you know. I just know the poet. Besides, this thread is to get the word out about some poets that are regulars on this board, like perky and others.

 

[naudiz]

Funny you should mention alien butt fuckers.

Now where's my five dollars?

 

[Jim_Henson]

I always felt that Beaker never got the attention he deserves. Poor muppet.

 

[RawHumor]

I always felt that Beaker never got the attention he deserves. Poor muppet.

I know a girl whose got a tattoo of Beaker.

 

[Jim_Henson]

You HAVE to get a photo of it... maybe Beaker will FINALLY change his av then

 

[RawHumor]

You HAVE to get a photo of it... maybe Beaker will FINALLY change his av then

She's a friend of my wife's. That'd take a little bit more explaining than I care to go through.

 

[Elda Furry]

Who the fuck is beaker? I thought this was alien butt fucking thread.

 

[REDWAVE]

Furry

Elda Furry, you naughty little vixen, I voted on your poem. You've got a wicked mind, don't you?


Just for the record, I never celebrated 9/11. RH just misunderstood a poem of mine, that's all.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Furry

Just for the record, I never celebrated 9/11. RH just misunderstood a poem of mine, that's all.

Please post it here and tell me how it was misunderstood.

Tell me its real meaning.

 

[Elda Furry]

Re: Furry

Elda Furry, you naughty little vixen, I voted on your poem. You've got a wicked mind, don't you?


Just for the record, I never celebrated 9/11. RH just misunderstood a poem of mine, that's all.

Poor sweet Wicked just came down here to spread the shit... I mean the poetry around... and got herself in trouble. So she went back to the poetry board to meditate and rhyme. She sent me here to deal with any shit that may pop up... or out. And of course, I'll do anything for my little bitch.