Alice In WonderLand

[Nobody Special's wife]

Chaos has hit Wonderland; all of the residents have change, From Rapist to Murderers.
Who is going to put this strange land back to what it once was? As the White Queen Hides from the strange Happenings. She sends out the White Rabbit to find Alice, Only she can help.

Meanwhile


Alice is in her favorite spot under the tree just dreaming of the fun she once had in her Younger Years, remembering Wonderland and all of its strange creatures and People.
As she thought about it she looked at the sky and Imagine what it would be like to be there again and stay and never come back to the lonesome life of existence that she lives now.


Alice yurns for a adventure, and something different sinister almost, with an evil look in her eye she remember how some of the wonderland people made fun of her, Yet never Helped her in any way, Thinking how the White Rabbit so rudely tried to get her out of his house, and burn it down with her in it. She realize there was a chance for revenge

 

[kamalw1]

The Mad Hatter sat at his table, drinking tea as usual. He was spooning sugar into his tea, looking across the table at his companions, the March Hare and the Dormouse. They are really annoying, he thought to himself as he began sipping his tea. They were always spilling their perfectly good tea and arguing with him. How rude is that! He decided that he was going to have to end this for good.

 

[Ravenloft]

The March Hare:

Finishing off yet another cup of tea the march hare hopped up onto the table top, tossing the empty cup away. He hopped along the table, scattering all the neatly placed utensils about as he did, showing off his usual buck toothed smile as he collected the pot of tea, pouring another cup for himself, letting it flood over the brim as he stared mockingly at the mad hatter. "You're hats crooked." He said as he dropped the entire bowl of sugar cubes into his cup of tea, making it more sugar than tea. "Honestly, you look positively silly, my friend. How ever do you find your way into the girls skirts, looking the way you do? Its such a disgrace..." This the march hare said as he hopped back down the table, over to a female card they had abducted earlier that day. She was tied to a chair. Sighing, the hare hopped down off the table and stood in front of the female card. She was the six of hearts. "You probably don't even know what to do, do you, my friend? Here' I'll show you..." and with that, the hare proceeded to hump the captive card square between the legs. It was only then that the nine of spades started to fight against his bonds to stop the hare from raping his wife...

 

[Ravenloft]

the catterpillar:

Curled up on his mushroom, the catterpillar puffed on his pipe casually, at first, then he suddenly jumped. "Wha? What was that?!" Everything was silent, but he thought he had heard something. "WHOOO ARE YOU?!" He cried out, his brow growing sweaty. No one answered and so he calmed down a little and took another puff on his pipe. Several minutes passed in silence when all of a sudden the catterpillar cried out again, at the top of his lungs. "WHOOO ARE YOU?!" No one was there still, and he started to swish his pipe stick through the air like it was a sword. "GOOOO AWAY! YOU'RE NOT REAL, LEAVE ME BE!" He was twitching now, shaking like a leaf.

...It was all those years smoking his pipe, he was having panic attacks...

 

[Miss Behavin']

She stepped out of the forest into the clearing behind the caterpillar. This was going to be fun! There was almost nothing better than playing mind games with a paranoid druggie.

"Put your feet in the air and no one will get hurt!" She ordered the shivering slug. "Get up against the mushroom and spread 'em."

She moved in close as the caterpillar did as he was told. He jumped, feeling something jab him in the back.

"P-p-please don't shoot me. I'll tell you everything you want to know!"

A searing pain shot through his body. That was no gun! That was...

"Now you're really fucked, Slug. This is no less than you deserve for leading poor innocent girls astray."

"You ain't got nothin' on me, Copper!"

"No, but I sure have plenty in you." Her laugh was manic. Caterpillar was certain she was quite insane.

Slipping off the strap-on, the young woman grabbed the hookah, leaving the shuddering and bewildered caterpillar lying on the ground sobbing. "Toodle-oo, Sluggo!" she called out, waggling her fingers over her shoulder at him. "NEXT!"

 

[kamalw1]

The Mad Hatter watched the March Hare raping the six of hearts when an idea popped into his head. He grabbed a butter knife and walked over to the where the nine of spades was tied up. He whispered into his ear, "You want to stop this, don't you? You will do anything to save your poor wife from this horror, won't you? Here, let me help you do the chivalrous thing." He untied the card and hnded him the butter knife, a twisted gleam shining in the Mad Hatter's eyes.

 

[Ravenloft]

The March Hare:

"Ooo! OoooOoOOOo! Look at me! I'm humping like a bunny! Hahahah!" The march hare taunted as he did the 6 of hearts harder and harder. He smacked her cardboard rear repeatedly, laughing all the way, paying no attention to the mad hatter or the 9 of spades.

The Catterpillar:

laying there, wrapped around the mushroom, the catterpillar could only weep after the unserimonious sodomization.

 

[kamalw1]

The Mad Hatter watched as the nine of spades was about to stab the Hare. The Mad Hatter started laughing to himself at the brilliance of his plan. He began laughing louder and louder, not realising that the March Hare could probably hear him with those big bunny ears.

 

[Ravenloft]

March Hare:

"Eh? Whats that I hear? Oh, Mad Hatter, you CAD!" The march hair yanked mrs 6 of hearts up by her hair, placing her between himself and mr 9 of spades. "Pitting yourself against me, your best and only friend?" He turned a withering gaze upon the 9 of spades, grinning wickedly. "Go ahead, stab, stab away, I know I am!" And with that, the march hare slammed his engorged prick so violently into poor mrs 6 of hearts that I busted through her very front. "Hahahah! Would you look at that?! I busted right through her!"

 

[kamalw1]

The Mad Hatter looked on in anger as The March Hare continued his escapade, not caring about the knife-wielding card. He would show that bastard. The Mad Hatter ran into his cottage and got a bottle of bleach and a book of matches. Running back outside, he saw the March Hare still going at it like, well, like a rabbit. The Mad Hatter ran over to them and poured the bleach on the poor victimized 6 of hearts. Laughing harder than before, he lit a match and threw it on the card, watching her go up in flames.

 

[Ravenloft]

March hare:

"Aiee!" The march hair yelped as he watched the mad hatter set the poor abused and raped 6 of heards aflame. He pushed her away, his cock making a thacking sound like when a card is put in the spokes of a bike as he withdrew from her. "And what did you do that for, you psycho?!" The hare asked as he pranced around patting at the smoking fur of his crotch. He jumped with rabbit like ease up onto the stretch table, whirling about in a bent over bow, pointing an accusing finger at the mad hatter. "Might I remind you, it was YOUR idea to kidnap these two in the first place? I mean, you made me take sloppy seconds even, for crying aloud!" Looking over the mad hatter's shoulder, the hare smiled at the thuroughly insenced 9 of spades, who still weilded a knife.
"Oh, this IS rich! What to do, pat your poor, lovely slut of a wife out, or try to off us horrible rapists? Just answer me this, did she ever moan for you like she moaned for us?" The march hare was ear to ear smiles of wicked delight as he did a hopping little jig on the table top.

 

[kamalw1]

The Mad Hatter was raging mad at this newest failed attempt to kill that damned Hare. He ran over to the flaming card and ripped off her fire-covered leg. Holding it like a torch, he ran screaming at the 9 of spades and beat him over the head with his wife's flamig leg, getting out all of his frustrations.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

The Red Queen

Doing her daily crocete game, Talking to the White Rabbit, "So Rabbit any News today?" She stared at him waiting for a reply when a 8 of clubs came running to her Yelling " YOUR MAJESTY!!!!"

Looking at the 8 of Clubs, OH! What is it now you bumbling fool? Your Majesty, I have Important News, "I'm Waiting " She Shouted, with the 8 of Club hat blowing off.


Your Majesty its the Caterpiller, He has been Raped By Alice, That girl you tried a few Years ago."What"!!! She Yelled, Bring him to me this once, Oh and Club if you don't bring him to me in 20 mins its "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD"! Going back to her game like nothing ever Happen, Looking at the Rabbit, "Well"? With arched Brows.

 

[Ravenloft]

March Hare:

"Hahahah! Thats it! Beat him down! Bash him to a bloody pulp!" The March hare called out, fanning the flames of the Mad Hatter's rage. "We both know you wish it was me... Oh, how much you would enjoy splattering my blood all over the place!"

The Hare was silent for a moment, then spat venomously. "You're pathetic, you know that don't you?! Look at yourself! Positively soiled... I have never seen such a sorry sight in all my time as you, my old friend..."

 

[Ravenloft]

Catterpillar:

Curled up in a ball, still sobbing and shaking, the catterpillar did not respond to the 8 of clubs. "Nnnh, she's mad, she's insane, utterly bonkers I tell you! Look what she's done to me! Look at what she's done to meeeeeeeeeee!!!!" With that, the catterpillar fell into another convulsive set of sobbing.

 

[kamalw1]

The Mad Hatter continued o beat the card to death, until he heard the Hare taunting him. He then stopped and realized what he was doing. In a fit of anger, he threw down the flaming leg and stormed off to his cottage, leaving the grass in that spot to begin burning.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

The 8 of Clubs and the 9 of Spades, Carried the Caterpillar to the Queen, Getting to the Queen in less then 20mins.

Looking around with such bumbling fool and the Stupid Rappit going Yes your highness. ever 30 seconds.

8 of Clubs Yelling Your highness we are hear we had to carry the Caterpillar. Looking down at the Caterpillar as he just layed there and Cried, Mumbling words that were not reconizedable.

Slaping the Caterpillar, "Snap out of it you Idiot", Who did this to you I want to know right this instance" Before I chopt off Your head'. snarling at the Caterpillar.

Looking at the Rabbit, "YOU Go get this monstrousity some Vodka' NOwww!!!! Looking back at the Catipiller waiting Patiently. while her foot was Tapping ...

 

[RoyalPurpleVelv]

Cheshire Cat

The malevolent cat had always hated that stupid white rabbit for his constant attention to the offensive red queen. At last he had a plan to finish off the hare.

The cat, with even his evil grin invisible, silently approached the croquet game. He slipped past the rabbit who was standing behind the queen as she tried to get some story out of the caterpillar.

Extending his claws, he took one swipe across the queen’s back side, knowing that when she turned around the only one behind her would be the rabbit. Hoping to hear her screech “OFF WITH HIS HEAD”

He then stealthily backed away to hide behind some roses where he could safely let his wide grin show.

 

[Ravenloft]

March Hare:

"Oh come on, don't get all upset, we're still friends, even if you're madder than a hatter!" The march hare called out after the Mad Hatter as he stormed off into the house, then fell into a fit of rolling laughter.

Catterpillar:

"Ooo, it hurts, hurts soooo baaaaad!" The catterpillar whined endlessly, over and over, not even straightening up for the queen.

 

[kamalw1]

The Mad Hatter slammed the door behind him, grinning as another plan came into his mind. If he couldn't kill the March Hare, he was going to mess with his mind. He went into the kitchen and pulled out a big pot. He poured water into it and put it on a fire. He then began adding various vegetables and spices to make this stew a great one. When everything else was ready, he added the main ingredient, the meat of a rabbit. When the March Hare found out he was eating his own species, he would go nuts!!! The Mad Hatter laughed to himself as he continued stirring the pot.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Tuning around she felt something scratch her back, "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD"! Turning and seeing that the White Rabbit was dead. Guards "Yelling at the top of her lungs" Get him out of my site.. Find the Thing that Killed my White Rabbit... Turning back around to the Caterpillar, Shoveing some Vodka down his throat... "No just calm down you bumbling Fool'.


What is going on? My kingdom has going Hay wire.. Needing to kill something The Queen looked over to the 6 of Diamonds, "You come here, Looking at her Hatchet men nodding, On my count boys, Looking at the 6 of Diamonds , "Bend over " as he did her bidding. "OFF WITH HIS HEAD"! in one swoop the 6 of diamonds Head Rolled behind the Rose bushes.

 

[RoyalPurpleVelv]

The Cheshire Cat

Watching all the trouble he caused, and with the rabbit out of the way the Cheshire Cat began plotting how to further aggravate the queen.

Sneaking up behind her again he carefully extended one claw and used it to very delicately rip her skirt from waist to hem just to the left of her backside. Silently making a matchin rip on the right, then a third across the top, just under her waistline. Keeping his grin hidden he slinks back to the roses with the entire back panel of the obnoxious queen's skirt.

The queen has no idea what has been going on and continues to play croquet, comtemplating whose head will roll next. From the safty of the rose bushes the Cat snickers and grins as he watches the Queen bend over to take her next croquet shot, showing the whole world, and the remaining cards, her ruffly white drawers and unattractive legs.

One the 7 of Clubs starts to snort, then chuckle, finally breaking out in a full blown laugh at the sight of the queen's ruffled rear.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Red Queen

Feeling a draft from her back side, She wonders what is going on. Hearing one of her Cards Men Laughing. " You what in the hell are you laughing about". The 7 of clubs rolling on the ground in the fit of laughter, "Your heheheh Majesty hehehe Your hehehe Back hehehe Side heheh is heheh showing hehe" as he rolled on the ground in a fit of laughter.

Feeling her back side, It seems to be bare, The 8 of clubs comes up behind his Queen so know one else will see. "YOur Majesty there has been some kind of foul play afoot. Looking back to her Card. I must change immeaditly, Take me to my room, Looking back she Yells at the top of her lung blowing half of the card . "FIND WHO EVER DID THIS NOW!! AND OFF WITH THERE HEAD". heading toward the castle to change clothes.

 

[Ravenloft]

March Hare:

Sniffing the air as he sat atop the tea table, the hare perked his ears up. "I say, maybe he's not as mad as I thought, it would appear he's cooking... Mmm, it smells delicious too. Mayhapes I aught to go in and have a bowl, just to show him there's no hard feelings. Yes, thats what I'll do!" And with that the hare hopped off the table top and scampered into the house for a bowl of stew.

Catterpillar:

"Glug glug glug, p-glug, please, no more, I'm okay my queen, I'm okay now..." The catterpillar looked up at the queen, glassy eyed. "I-it was her, my queen, she's mad, mad I tell you! Look what she's done to me?! She's defiled me, oh, what a world, what a world... It was alice... She's come back, we're all doomed!"

 

[RoyalPurpleVelv]

The Cheshire Cat

The cat watched from the bushes with his widest grin ever, and decided to plot more mischief.

He snuck into the Card Barracks and hid the torn piece of the queen's dress in the unfortunate 7 of Club's locker. After escaping unseen he quickly went out of the royal grounds, and re-appeared as if he had just arrived.