Alas my waistline, I knew you well...

Bob Peale

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We have finally entered suburban living with both feet, having acquired a "beer box".

For those of you not familiar with the phenomenon, it is asecondary fridge that drinks, snacks, and other non essential cold items are kept in, and is usually smaller than your original.

I missed that last part. We now have a second fridge exactly the same size as our primary. Unfortunately, it doesn't fit in the kitchen, so we have put it in the basement, a whopping 20 steps from the door of my den.

Currently, it has cakes, cookies, 10 litres of Coke, and about 2 1/2 cases of beer. This is not going to be good. If my posts begin to get incomprehensible, you'll know why.
 
Bob Peale said:
But the light is so bright, and so pretty...


AAACCCKKKK!!! :eek: Don't look at the light! Turn your eyes...quickly! Shield then! There's still a chance! Come on, you can do it!

DON'T LOOK INTO THE LIGHT MAN!!!!
 
Bob Peale said:
Did somebody say Screwdrivers?

*handing you the box of tools* OH!!! Not that kind of screwdriver...whoops....

*wandering off, snickering under my breath*
 
Sounds like the kinda food and beverages.. teenagers buy at the Quickie Mart when the 'rents leave them home for the weekend!
 
Dhalgren said:
Sounds like the kinda food and beverages.. teenagers buy at the Quickie Mart when the 'rents leave them home for the weekend!

1. Secondary Fridge - there really is food in the other one.
2. Popular misconception - a 34 year old man is not an adult. He is a 14 year old that has had 20 years to practice being 14. There is nothing more dangerous than a child witha bank account :)
 
My illusions are shattered!

You mean that isn't you in your avatar? *sob*

Next thing ya know, the Easter Bunny won't be real either !



Guess what! This isn't me in mine either! It is simply my depiction of the person existing somewhere inside :)

Sorry if I have dashed anyone's dreams!
 
Bob Peale said:
2. Popular misconception - a 34 year old man is not an adult. He is a 14 year old that has had 20 years to practice being 14. There is nothing more dangerous than a child witha bank account :)

You can say that again! Hey, you got any DP in that fridge of yours? I'm running dangerously low. ;)
 
Know the feeling. We've got a deep freeze instead of a 2nd fridge... but its dangerous as well. I've got a friend with a keg-o-later (a refrigerator that holds a keg and has a spigot for pouring on the top) - VERY DANGEROUS.

I pretend they don't exist these days - I'm just now becoming re-acquainted with my waistline...
 
Dillinger said:
Know the feeling. We've got a deep freeze instead of a 2nd fridge... but its dangerous as well. I've got a friend with a keg-o-later (a refrigerator that holds a keg and has a spigot for pouring on the top) - VERY DANGEROUS.

I pretend they don't exist these days - I'm just now becoming re-acquainted with my waistline...

We've kind of gone super-suburban; a 22 cu. ft. upright deep freezer and TWO 18.5 cu. ft. refrigerators.
 
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