Alan Whicker, the man who caused global warming, dies aged 87. CUNT.

[hobbit.]

Fucking Cunt. YOU destroyed Toremolinos and Majorca. In doing so you destroyed the world. rot in hell you cunt!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/10176240/How-Alan-Whicker-inspired-us-to-travel.html

 

[Fata Morgana]

Just been on about him over in Iso.

So is he the reason I have sweaty thighs tonight? The CUNT!

 

[hobbit.]

Just been on about him over in Iso.

So is he the reason I have sweaty thighs tonight? The CUNT!

whilst the subject,and indeed, up to this point in time, the thought of beads of seat running down the curves of your thighs hadnt actually occured to me, I reckon the cunt whicker should burn in hell before the melting polar icecaps extinguish the fires of hades.

 

[Adre]

Just been on about him over in Iso.

So is he the reason I have sweaty thighs tonight? The CUNT!

Call me a pervert, but I can't hate the guy who caused your sweaty thighs.

 

[Fata Morgana]

whilst the subject,and indeed, up to this point in time, the thought of beads of seat running down the curves of your thighs hadnt actually occured to me, I reckon the cunt whicker should burn in hell before the melting polar icecaps extinguish the fires of hades.

What about making him an actual Wicker Man? Throw in some chickens, some chavs and a goat and we'll have some fab apples next year.

 

[hobbit.]

What about making him an actual Wicker Man? Throw in some chickens, some chavs and a goat and we'll have some fab apples next year.

welcome to the white isle.. (ignore the locals, they are uneducated twats) on the beach we are establishing a new local 'tradtition, tourists will flock here.. spending many many dinar.. to be educated... the wimmin will be tested for virginity in the time honoured way... brush wood prices will soar..... awesome concept.