Alabama FatChicks Coffee Shop / Smoking Lounge

[Marxist]

*puts feet on chair and starts reading Oprah*

 

[Marxist]

We need some art up in this motherfucker.

http://www.arrolli-stezano.com.uy/gre/botero.jpg

 

[Marxist]

Is that Botero?

 

[Marxist]

Is that Ms. Garafalo? She looks so different without the brown hair.

What's she doing in the cafe?

http://www.dearsally.org/felicity/images/articles/092903_garofalo_people02.jpg

 

[Marxist]

Awww....Ms. Garafalo, do you really need the latte with the heavy cream?

I would suggest a soy based product.

 

[Marxist]

Hey Ms. Garofalo, meet James Earl Jones. He works here on weekends.

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http://www.ithaca.edu/icnews/vol24/24-03/pix/jones.jpg

He claims he's doing some research for a play. I think he just likes to stare at the fat chicks and say "DOUBLEEXPRESSOMOCHACHINOLATTE" and scare people.

 

[Marxist]

Tom Cruise is in the hizzouse!

Sit down James and Ms. Garofalo, let Tom do some of that magic sheeot!

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/tom-cruise/cocktail.jpg

We don't have Couvouissier of whatever you call it Mr. Jones. This is Alabama. Smoke up and drink your whiskey neat.

 

[Marxist]

Hey look, I don't know who brought this but c'mon motherfuckers, this shit doesn't play in my cafe.

http://www.waffennoser.ch/img/colt_mkiv.jpg

That shit rhymed. Fuck it. Play on.

 

[Ladybird]

*Wanders in, looks around... sees Marxist sitting in a corner with a gun on his lap. Decides to leave.*

 

[SensualMale]

What's with the fat chicks in Alabama?

 

[Arden]

Beautiful bra, LB...

This is an Alabama Coffeeshop? Y'all have forgotten your manners, haven't you? Shame on you. We'll leave your snack outside in the dogtrot. Nice, warm hushpuppies to keep you quiet for a while.

Don't fuck with James Earl Jones, though. He had the guts to go far beyond what was 'allowed' a black actor of that era. Have you done anything meaningful in your life?

Eat up, pup.

 

[Ladybird]

Beautiful bra, LB...

This is an Alabama Coffeeshop? Y'all have forgotten your manners, haven't you? Shame on you. We'll leave your snack outside in the dogtrot. Nice, warm hushpuppies to keep you quiet for a while.

Don't fuck with James Earl Jones, though. He had the guts to go far beyond what was 'allowed' a black actor of that era. Have you done anything meaningful in your life?

Eat up...

Good reply Arden, and your response to this Marxist is........ ??

 

[Marxist]

Good reply Arden, and your response to this Marxist is........ ??

*shhh, you're breaking character. we're all about verisimilitude in this mofo*

 

[Ladybird]

*shhh, you're breaking character. we're all about verisimilitude in this mofo*

Oops, sorry. I didn't get the memo.

 

[Marxist]

Beautiful bra, LB...

This is an Alabama Coffeeshop? Y'all have forgotten your manners, haven't you? Shame on you. We'll leave your snack outside in the dogtrot. Nice, warm hushpuppies to keep you quiet for a while.

Don't fuck with James Earl Jones, though. He had the guts to go far beyond what was 'allowed' a black actor of that era. Have you done anything meaningful in your life?

Eat up, pup.

Zeus, remove her. The rules, the rules, the rules...

http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/apr2/ttlister_150x207.jpg

 

[seXieleXie]

mr. cruise, might i have a doublespressomochalatte?

with sprinkles?

and a hug?

 

[Marxist]

Hey guys, why is Kirstie Alley trying to blend in with the wallpaper?

http://stefan-froehlich.de/kirstiealley/fotos/kirstiealley_kleid_lila_anim.gif

 

[seXieleXie]

she's pretending to be slim?

 

[Marxist]

she's pretending to be slim?

That's the most ostentatious display of slimitude (word?) that I've ever seen.

Zeus? Can you give Ms. Alley directions to the Krispy Kreme on University Blvd?

http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/apr2/ttlister_150x207.jpg

 

[Marxist]

http://aldo063.free.fr/22%20D%E9cembre%202003/paris%20hilton%20oooo/DonScan_022_Paris_Hilton_Maxim_1203-3.jpg

 

[seXieleXie]

she gets points for her entrance, but she's about as thick as my penis.

 

[Arden]

This is a smoking lounge, right? Talk is cheap, pass the joint please.

 

[Marxist]

Lexie dear, I had no idea.

 

[Marxist]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/emmys/emmy_awards_arrivals_2003_photos/gary_coleman/emmy4.jpg

 

[showuoff]

Re: Menu for Week of 7/31

Our coffee of the day is Hazelnut Cream. Decaf coffee of the day is French Vanilla.

Fresh from the Literotica Bakery we have blueberry muffins, espresso brownies and, of course, coffee cake!

For you non-coffee drinkers, try our hot chocolate delux. It's sinful !

See. Now that's more like it. The longer you stay here in the Playgournd, the more you belong.