Al Queda

[Purple Haze]

Some asshole tried to run me off the road this morning.

Must have links to Al Queda.

I looked outside and my garbage was strewn all over the yard by some dogs,

Must have links to Al Queda.

My printer has been in the shop for a whole week now, they can't find the problem.

Must have links to Al Queda.

My Froot Loops were stale this morning.

Must have links to Al Queda.

We need to bomb Iraq...

 

[Guest]

 

[sunstruck]

I'm pretty certain Al Queda is responsible for my pumpkins not comming up the season.

 

[Purple Haze]

Definitely Al Queda at work,

Fuckers...

 

[chicagoguy]

Al Queda caused the drought in.......................fill in your region.

 

[SINthysist]

They spread the West Nile that Killed my Cats!

They also have a cell in the Supreme Court explaining Bush and his drive towards war, since they want war and they knew Algore wouldn't give them one, gawd knows they did everything they could to do to pick a fight with Clinton and he wasn't up for it (go figure..., draft dodger...), so how you gonna get to the end of the world without some evil 'publicans on your side, and we're not talking Iraqi National Guard here...?

 

[SINthysist]

BTW Puprle, that was me

 

[brokenbrainwave]

yes all nice and good, but please tell me why need the friggin heater on in mid october. I live in the south for Gods sake!!!!

Is Bin Laden behind this? What about Saddam? I say nuke the reason.

 

[SINthysist]

Better Yet, Nuke the South! Get their training ground !

 

[brokenbrainwave]

are you trolling me again aj?

 

[SINthysist]

See, some other defeated enemies hate Washington as mush as Saddam !

 

[SINthysist]

Sorry, thought you wuz hannnnsssssssss............

 

[Purple Haze]

He's Hanns' personal hand-puppet now...

 

[brokenbrainwave]

a more true love has yet to be seen. I am looking forward to them waxing poetically about the other.

 

[SINthysist]

That's not nice to say about bbw, or hanns, for that matter...

Caffeine?

You posting like a madman today... Like 'ol A_J... You're playin' da right way...

toodles

 

[Coolville]

Focus people!!! The real threat is Saddam Hussein! No, wait... it's Al Qaeda! No... wait... It's Saddam!!

I had 20 Euros in my pocket this morning and now they're gone!
Saddam and his henchmen? I fear it was. (no, wait, I found them. In the other pocket. Typical Al qaeda...)

And now I know why I've had wind all afternoon! That chicken sandwich? HAH! Yeah right! Saddam.

 

[SINthysist]

Oh, he wants to wax me poetically alright !

 

[SINthysist]

It's p_p_man!

 

[Purple Haze]

By the way AJ, GW Bush was a deserter.

Smoke that...

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

You know, the other day when I was doing some shopping, this woman in a bad mood cut in front of me in line.

So she was Al Qaeda too? Damn it, I could have smacked her in the name of my country.

 

[Guest]

Someone drank all my coffee and left me with nothing this morning.

Al Qaeda must have snuck into my house in the middle of the night. Or was it Suddam? Same difference. Damn, I need to lock my doors at night.

BTW, Qaeda doesn't have a "u" after the "Q". See they can't even spell correctly.

 

[Purple Haze]

Well they went and changed the spelling then, didn't they?

Fuckers...

 

[SINthysist]

He skipped out on his last few months of duty...

Big Deal. Probably drunk-ass when he did it!

But, what the hell, Grant was one heck of a war time leader, too!

 

[Guest]

Damn, I found some of your stale fruit loops in my cabinet. They must have made the rounds last night.