AKC American Kink Club parade of pets...

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I've got a first chapter done on this idea... descriptions with some running commentary by the two hosts for a pets' parade: as in, people with their significant other as their pet. The first one was in the "Catholic School Girl" category, she performing the standard 'got caught masturbating but it's okay, daddy' routine. Marks are given to the participants et cetera... it is like a cross between ice skating and a 'dog' show with the categories being whatever you wish to include i.e. BD, SM, gay, oral (men's and woman's), working (professionals), mature, couples, and singles. it should be fun and tongue in cheek (or between the cheeks, at least).
Any interest?

 

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Maybe if you see what I mean there might be more interest

This is the first chapter that I've started. Anyone interested in jumping in with the next "act"?


"Welcome, ladieeeeees and gentlemen..." The sound system echoed slightly with the first peal of the announcer's voice.

"...to this, the first annual AKC, Amateur Kink Club, 'Parade of Pets.' Sit back and enjoy what promises to be an event of monumental importance. Everybody important who has a pet is here today. Hi, I'm Tony 'the Tiger' Toulane and my assistant here in the booth is the queen of porn, Suzie 'Sweet Teats' Tamborlin."

A scattered applause greeted the man's announcement. The seating had yet to fill up in the Madison Round Garden, some guests still filing in. The bulk of the crowd opted for black tie--women in black formal gowns--to show the world that the 'kink' crowd wasn't made up of hicks and mutants but instead was a group made up from the best and brightest of society. In addition, a 3500 dollar fee for tickets--all proceeds to benefit AIDS research--kept the voyeurs and frat boys at bay so that the elite crowd could see--and be seen--at the quintessential 'kink' event of the year.

"Thanks, Tony. I wish I were down there on the floor, but I'll do my best to let our viewers and audience know what's happening at every turn, on the runway. Oops, did I say 'turn on?'" Suzie giggled.

"Yes, you did. But if this event doesn't turn you on: check for a pulse, because we've got it all. Suzie, give us a rundown of the classes we'll be seeing today."

"Okay, Tony. We have numerous categories including; mature, anal, gay, BDMS, toys, transvestite, all in couples, and even a few singles... and, there'll be a few 'surprise' categories. But to start with, we'll have the 'Catholic school girl' class. What the judges will be looking for here is authenticity and a certain... demur quality to each pet."

"That's right. And let's check in with the competition as the judging has just begun down on the floor."

A large man, wearing a tuxedo, escorted a petite young woman--her hand tucked inside his elbow--into a center ring that had a simple straight backed chair and a twin sized bed in the bright spotlight. The lights in the auditorium dimmed as the couple approached the middle of the floor.

The young woman wore a white button-up shirt, plaid pleated wool skirt, white knee socks, black patent leather shoes, and a green long sleeve sweater. She had a pretty face--wholesome and clear--with penetrating blue eyes that could be plainly seen to all, even into the second tier of seating. Her shoulder length blond hair was up, in pig tails, held in place by green yarn.

"I see this entry, named... um 'Naughty Nancy,' has opted for the traditional school girl garb in this class," Suzie offered.

"Yes, Suzie, she's going to depend on the talent portion to carry her through this grueling competition. I talked with her handler this morning, Dick 'big daddy' Nolan, and he gave me some idea of where this routine might go. But let's turn on the floor mikes and listen in."

Both man and woman bowed to the audience to a scattered polite applause before the man exited the bright lights to skulk just out of their harsh glare. The woman sat on the edge of the bed and began to run her fingers over her thighs. A soft moan could be heard from the floor mikes as Nancy started her routine.

Supple young hands traced a delicate line inside her thighs causing her knees to fall open slowly, either by design or by the pure enjoyment she was bringing to her own young flesh. Her presentation had started.

Nancy slid her left hand to her stomach where she popped open a couple of buttons on her shirt allowing her palms to slip inside . Reaching under her shirt she massaged her breast, pinching and twisting her nipple, still contained in her bra. A breathless moan was picked up by the mikes bringing a murmur of approval from the audience.

From the announcer's booth Tony and Suzie could see the woman's face flush: some taunting passion flowing up her neck, coloring her alabaster cheeks. Within mere seconds her entire face became red as she pitched forward slightly and pressed her hands deeper under her skirt exposing pale but firm thighs as she did.

"Oh, yes," Nancy whispered when her fingers dipped inside her panties to tickle the outer lips of her swollen sex.

No doubt, the cheapest seat in the house could see the girl's body tremble as her delicate digits split apart the sticky resistance of the passions, now afire within her loins. Her other hand continued to tug at her mounds still hidden beneath the white shirt.

Nancy pulled her panties down to her knees and the crowd caught sight of her simple cotton panties. An approving sound ran through the crowd now.

Oh daddy... yes daddy," she called out in a stage whisper as she plumbed her own lust.

"Princess, did you call me?" The man stepped into the light quickly and Nancy, embarrassed at being caught in the act of masturbation writhed on the bedding in discomfort.

"Oh, damn it..." The man called out softly turning his back to the girl. "I'm so sorry..."

"I'm not, daddy." Nancy now spoke in a defiant tone. "I've prayed that you would catch me one of these times."

"Why, princess?" he asked still facing the audience instead of his partner.

"Because I know that you haven't looked at another woman since mom died. And I think I'm the only one who can satisfy you. I'm legal, now."

"Well Tony, Nancy is using an old technique... tried and true, though." Suzie piped up.

"Um," Tony agreed.

Back on the floor the man turned slowly to face Nancy. "You look just like she did..."

The girl swallowed hard and tilted her chin at the man. "Please, sit down, daddy. Let me show you everything."

As the man sat Nancy rose quickly and began a sultry dance, her panties still bunched up at her knees. Swaying her hips slowly she laced her fingers behind her head causing her shirt to open wide exposing her bra plainly to his gaze and the crowd.

"Princess, you're my daughter," the man offered up weakly.

"I know. That's why I want you to be the first," she cooed her eyes half-closed. Nancy lifted one leg up showing a quick glimpse of her exposed puss, and the wispy hair of her mons, before she hooked her panties on her heel and pushed the white fabric down to her ankle where she could kick them free of one leg. The crowd enjoyed her technique and "oohed" quietly at the stylish display.

"That was a great new move Nancy just gave us in the 'panty dismount.' That should earn her a few bonus points." Tony said in a hushed tone.

Sashaying forward Nancy lowered her hands to gather up the man's and then she pulled his palms under her skirt so that his palms pressed firmly against her naked cheeks.

"Ooh, daddy, I like that," Nancy purred. The man sat unmoved to this point. But then Nancy spun quickly in his grip, so his hands could now feel her mons in his grasp. She slowly bent over so she could stare back up at his face through her wide-splayed legs.

Several members of the audience applauded this move and when the man leaned in and let his tongue slide along the fold between her legs--a languid flicking stroke of his tongue, touching not only her rectum but continuing to her clit--the crowd clapped again, louder this time.

"Tony, I've never seen a 'grasp-twirl' added to the 'long-tongue-taste,' before. I think the crowd liked that one."

"Damn, I'm coppin' wood, already," Tony said. "This may be an old routine but they're doing it with a new flourish."

Nancy ripped open her shirt and undid her bra quickly allowing her ample mounds freedom in the well-lit ring. The woman had firm high-rise breasts that had yet to be truly tested by the forces of gravity. Her nipples were oval giving her tits a cross-eyed look but her nipples were large and pink and crowd showed their approval immediately.

"Nice jugs," Tony intoned.

"Um hum," Suzie moaned her agreement.

Nancy spun back to face the man while she wrapped his hair in her grasp so she could pull his face to her large firm breasts. When his lips met her flesh she hissed before pressing his head, hard into her chest.

"Yes, daddy. That's what I've always wanted," the girl whispered toward the rafters loud enough to be heard over the PA system.

Twisting his face from her bountiful breasts the man said, "You are so much like your mother was, princess."

Her palms slapped onto his cheeks turning his face back to her breasts. "I wanna be better..." she whispered.

A scattered applause from the crowd greeted her proclamation and the man attacked the girl's nipples with a renewed ardor, sucking first one deep into mouth before he tugged his head back extending the nipple from her chest, then he did the same to her other nipple. The girl hissed aloud and lolled her head back onto her shoulders, her face and open mouth pointed towards the ceiling.

"Oh God, Yes daddy..." she sighed just before the man slid his open palm upward between her thighs to press against her dark pubic hair. "Oh, Jesus," she hissed as she wrapped her arms around the man's head and pressed her cheek into his hair.

By design or by sexual delight the young woman's hips began to undulate slowly in the man's grasp until he pulled the girl off her feet, with his one hand, and she was able to swing her legs up so that her knees could now hang over his shoulders. At that point, she loosened her grip, leaning back away from the man so that her young puss was only inches from his face. Quickly, the man dipped his chin and lapped at her exposed flesh and the girl whispered "Yes!"

The crowd erupted in applause.

"Wow! That was great, Tony. I've never seen that move before," Suzie mused.

"Man oh man!" Tony responded. "We have got to come up with a name for that maneuver."

The girl leaned back even farther now, her hair hanging straight back away from face. The man shook his face vigorously between the girl's open thighs bringing a gasp from her slender throat as his tongue slipped between the swollen lips of her sex.

"Damn!" Suzie declared. "I might need to visit this guy after the show."

"Sheezus," Tony mumbled. "I might need to visit this guy." The pair burst into laughter at Tony's exclamation.

The man--Nancy still clinging to his face and head--fell back onto the bed so that the girl landed on her knees, her ass cheeks flush against her heels and her loins astride his hungry mouth.

"That was a perfectly executed 'Brittany Spears' forward axle,'" Suzie said quietly. "And I think... Yes... I'm sure I can see a boner rising up in his pants. Bravo."

"These two have worked this routine better than I seen in a long time..." Tony then whispered, "Gimme your hand, Suzie."

"What? Oh, jeez." Suzie added in resignation, "Okay..."

Applause rose from crowd once again following the girl's slow fall, landing with her splayed kitty atop her partner's turgid tongue, now dancing upward like a cobra from a basket and she the fakir coaxing the serpent towards her ultimate physical rapture.

"Oh daddy. It's better than I thought possible..." the girl whispered as she undulated her visibly puffy sex to meet his offering.

The man's thumb pressed against the tight rosebud of her rectum just as he slid two finger upward inside her pussy causing Nancy to shudder and buck her hips against his attack. A moan emanated from between the girl's thighs: the man now adding a vibration to the stimulus.

"Man, this guy is good!" Tony exclaimed.

"Mumph umph," Suzie mumbled.

"Shh... Just keep doin' that," Tony whispered.

Nancy's hands tortured her nipples; squeezing, twisting, and pulling them savagely all while pumping her hips to the "her daddy's" steady rhythm, until a thin whine could be heard from the deep in the girl's chest. She fell forward catching herself, with her hands, before she collapsed on her partner.

"Uhn!" The girl's protracted cry sounded real and the unsteady jerking of her body brought a murmur of approval from the crowd once again. A series of minor spasms brought the girl to close of her portion of the event. Pitching her head back to sweep her dark pig tails away from her flushed face she smiled at the crowd before swung herself off her partner.

"Thank you, daddy." She whispered before she kissed the man longingly. "Now, let me do you," she finished as she slid her body down the bedding to land on her knees on the floor between his legs.

Sitting up quickly, the man unzipped his fly and started to reach inside when the girl brushed his hand away.

"I'll get that, daddy."

"That was a new move. The hand sweep on the 'penile exit' was terrific," Tony said.

"Murm mumrm," Suzie seconded Tony's comment with her mouth full.

"A little faster," Tony whispered to his female assistant.

A rigid penis sprung from the man pants bobbing only inches from the girl's face. The man appeared to be about eight inches long and rather thick.

Gazing up into her partner's eyes the girl cooed from her kneeling position, "Are you big?"

"Yes, princess," He answered at the same same moment she wrapped her young lips around his glans. The man hissed with pleasure.

Now she held her mouth open wide, her tongue extended towards her chin, while she stroked his cock: pumping his member towards her open waiting mouth. Her other hand wandered up to cradle his balls which she shook gently.

"Oh, you are better than your mom."

With this the girl wrapped her hand around his girth tightly, sliding him inside her mouth rapidly, bobbing her head up and down his length.

The moans of both partners could be heard mingling together in a symphony of lust. The crowd loved it.

"Yes! Yes!" Tony cried out at this point.

A muffled cough from Suzie could barely be heard above of Tony's cries.

Pushing the girl's face away from his jerking hips the man prepared for his release. She sat back opening her mouth, again, tongue fully extended awaiting his next move.

The man's body trembled as the thick white jets of his spunk splashed onto his pretty partner's face and tongue. Nancy hugged his knees to her chest until he finished his climax.

"Oh! He nailed the dismount!" Tony barked.

Nancy's mouth still open, she wriggled her head until she could take his softening cock into her mouth, while she stared up into his eyes with a genuine affection. Taking long succulent strokes she rode her mouth over his cock slurping up the last drops of his passion.

Still kneeling at his feet Nancy whispered, "Daddy, I'll love you forever," when she finally released his softening flesh from her mouth.

The lights went out briefly before they came up anew

Applause erupted while the woman wiped her face off with the bed sheet, plucked at the yarn in her pigtails, shook out her hair, smiled broadly, and bowed. Her handler swung himself off the bed and now stood beside her, holding her hand. The pair bowed several times in each direction and then the man stepped back clapping for his pet as she took one more solo bow. Then the house lights came up and the center stage became a flurry of activity as stagehands swarmed over the set, readying it for the next entries.

Dick and Naughty Nancy scurried off the floor where they might wait for the judges marks to flash onto the screen at the south end of the hall.

"Wow! What a performance, I've still got wood," Tony spouted enthusiastically.

"(Ahem) Still? Jesus, Tony." Suzie chuckled. "You're gonna choke me before this day's over."

"Okay, (sigh) Well we'll be right back with the scores after this word from an important person."

Announcer: “Say kids, don't you think the growing concern surrounding health issues in today's world warrant some kind protection when you engage in intimate sexual contact with someone you just met?"

Man: “Sure, that's why I carry “ClapStick."

Announcer: “'ClapStick' the topical ointment designed specifically for the prevention of STD's including Clamidia, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Genital Warts, Herpes Simplex I, Herpes Simplex II, HIV, AIDS, and other non-specified sexually transmitted maladies. ‘ClapStick when it seems too good to be true."

Woman: “Before my men use their stick, they use ‘ClapStick.'"

Announcer: “'ClapStick' now available in spearmint, wintergreen, and new wild cherry flavor."

"Welcome back everyone for the next round of competition. I'm Tony 'the Tiger' Toulane. Naughty Nancy and Dick 'big daddy' Nolan are looking up at their scores from the judges. And... it's an eight point five, eight point five, a nine, eight point five, and an eight."

The crowd erupted in a cacophony of whistles.

"Apparently the crowd does not agree with the judges' scores." Suzie chimed in. "But this is just the first round, so this team will have another chance to better that score..."

"Well I thought that Naughty Nancy was a wiener, I mean winner. Better than my psycho ex-girlfriend..."

"I agree. Do you know what your psycho ex-girlfriend answers to, now?"

"Will the defendant rise?"

"Nope. Mom..."

"Ouch. Which reminds me... Here's a couple of words from Thin-skin condoms... Fuck more. Okay, Suzie. What's coming up next?"