Ain't No Woman Like the One-Eyed Gott

[Dillinger]

What are the worst lyrics you've ever head? There are so many to choose from... here are a few that annoy the hell out of me:

Having My Baby - Paul Anka
"You're a woman in love and I love what's goin' through ya"

Yummy Yummy Yummy- Ohio Express
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy
And I feel like a-lovin you
Love, you're such a sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing
And it's just a-what I'm gonna do

Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da
Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .

Muskrat Love - Captain & Tennille
Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

La da da da da

Feelings - Morris Albert
Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms.

Baby Don't Get Hooked on Me - Mac Davis
Girl, you're a hot blooded woman-child
And it's warm where you're touchin' me

 

[bluntforcemama]

come on ride the drain
and ride it
some ride the train
the choo choo train



some retarded wannabe techno song.... makes me gag everytime I hear it.

 

[Todd]

This Song's Just Six Words Long
{Got My Mind Set On You/George Harrison/1987 and James Ray/1962}

This song's just six words long
This song's just six words long
This song's just six words long
This song's just six words long

Couldn't think of any lyrics
No, I never wrote the lyrics
So I'll just sing any old lyrics
That come to mind, child
You really need words
Whole lotta rhyming words
You gotta rhyme so many words, mm...
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it, to do it right, child

This song's just six words long
This song's just six words long
This song's just six words long
This song's just six words long

I know that you're probably sore
'Cause I didn't write any more
I just didn't get to complete it
So that's why I gotta repeat it

This song's just six words long (six words long)
This song's just six words long (six words long)

Oh I make a lotta money
They pay me a ton of money
They're payin' me plenty of money
To sing this song, child
I gotta fill time
Three minutes worth of time
Oh, how will I fill so much time? Mm...
I'll throw in a solo, a solo, a solo
A solo, a solo here

This song's just six words long
This song's just six words long
This song's just six words long
This song's just six words long

This song's got nothing to say
But I'm recording it anyway
I know if I put my mind to it
I know I could find a good rhyme here

Oh, you gotta have-a music
You need really catchy music
This song has got plenty of music
But just six words, child
And so I'll sing 'em over
And over and over and over,
And over and over and over,mm...
And over and over and over,
And over and over and over again

 

[Pyper]

Dillinger, have you been reading Dave Barry?

 

[Madame Pandora]

The worst lyrics I ever heard were in "Blinded By the Light."

But, it turns out, those weren't the real lyrics....

MP

 

[Purple Haze]

Dress up like a douche?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I thought it was "wrapped up like a douche"

There was a brilliant book published several years ago compiling humorous misunderstood lyrics. It's title was one of my personal faves:

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

I have a request for all of you Metallica fans out there. If you remember, the next time you listen to "Enter Sandman", during the 2nd verse James Hetfield sings

Dreams of war, Dreams of liars
Dreams of dragon's fire
And of things that will bite

If you focus your mind in Zen-like state and imagine him singing "and a baked apple pie", instead of "And of things that will bite," somehow Hetfield actually sings it and you can't be convinced otherwise.

It's the closest I've ever come to doing acid.

 

[Beebeeblue]

WHo let the dogs out???

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Put your hands up in the air

 

[*bratcat*]

Juspar?

 

[Dillinger]

Dillinger, have you been reading Dave Barry?

In fact, I have... *smile*

BTW - did I mention how much I like your icon?

 

[*bratcat*]

Dillinger?

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Dillinger?

did you just buy a whole line of icons?

I make 'em myself. *smile*

 

[~melia~]

I'm blue, da bu dee, da bu dye. sp?

If you really listen it sounds like

I'm blue, if I were green, I would die. LOL

 

[Laurel]

I always thought it was "Ain't No Woman Like the One-Eyed Scot."

For a long time I thought the chorus of Loser by Beck went:

"Soooore from head to toe
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me..."

but it's actually

"Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby..."

Someone else I know thought the same thing. Who knew?

 

[Silverlily]

ROTFLMAO!

OMG, my brother used to tear through the house (when he was little, of course) belting out "Ain't no woman like a one-eyed gott"! We still tease him about this.

 

[Tabby432]

I always thought it was "My womens in Tokyo".
I now know she was a TKO!

 

[Earthmuffin]

I just hate the song "Baby Got Back"

I mess up words to songs all the time. It's a special talent to get just about every top 40 song wrong at least once a day ya know....

*LMAO*

 

[bluntforcemama]

Fleetwood Mac

Just like the one-winged dove (thought it was one we love)

 

[Talon]

Worst Lyrics...

Well I couldn't actually name a particular example, because I avoid listening to this style of music...but any Rap song is lacking in the lyrics department. Although bad lyrics don't end with just rap, I've heard crappy lyrics for every style of music. What really sucks is when the actual music is good, but you can't stand the lyrics. I could name a few brilliant lyricists(spelling?) however : James Hetfield(ala Metallica.), Glen Danzig (ala Danzig, Misfits and more) and a few others.

 

[Guest]

How about Iron Butterfly's....

In-a-gadda-da-vida

I was told that the band was so fucked-up that's the way it came out. It was suppose to be "In The Garden of Eden"

Although I'm really not convinced yet to be sure. Maybe some of you would know?

TH

 

[RonG]

I still think John Lennon sings "A girl with colitis goes by" on Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

That LSD did wonders for perceptiveness and maybe John could practice pathology from a distance.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Okay...

I had to bring this thread back up...because I heard possibly the stupidest lyrics ever recorded today.

I was eating in a restaurant - and it had country music playing. A girl was singing...and I SWEAR this is the first line of the song:

"If I live to be a hundred and never see the seven wonders that'll be alright..."

How many people do you think actually realize how fucking IGNORANT this line is? The waitress assured me it is a popular country song.

I could have wept.

MP

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Groans From The Audience!!!

The Most Hated Karaoke Tunes, Cuz Even The Original Artist Sucked are,

Divorce
My D-I-V-O-R-C-E Became Final Today Groan!

Nobody
My Nobody Called Today Holy Shit Why Did I Get This Disc?

ANYTHING Wierd Al!

Stairway To Heaven I Like The Song, But It's Sooooo Long.

American Pie Again, LONNGG!

Most Rap. Not All, But Most.

ANYTHING by Neil Young My God! The Man Should Bathe ~Icky~

By Far And The Most, I HATE Axel Rose's Voice! The Only Thing He Ever Sang That I Found Anywhere near Well, Was Welcome To The Jungle. The Song Was Made For His Voice, But His Voice Was Made For Nothing Else!

There are Many More, But I Can't Think Of Them Right Now

RNAB

 

[Purple Haze]

Okay, before some of you hate me for this, I'll start out by saying that there is actually some good Country Music.

Because most of it is bad, and a lot of it is just plain awful, my radio dial cannot go there.

Believe me, I will avoid this situation at all costs if it should present itself again, but I was forced to endure three and a half hours of Country radio, and I couldn't leave. What was worse was I couldn't make any snide comments about it either, being as there were nice people "enjoying" it.

I heard some of the most ridiculously stupid lyrics, I couldn't believe someone would write this stuff and think it is good. I heard about some guy's pick-up having an eight foot bed, and it don't need makin', or something like that. What could be worse than cowboys crooning and warbling their undying devotion?

Almost biting your tongue off. God.

But the most unbelieveably trite, trying-to-be-clever line I heard that afternoon was:

"We're two of a kind, and we're working on a full house"

Bad, just bad.