ahoy there!

[blooderayne]

I would like someone to write a story about pirates and hookers in a brothel at a port. The pirate captain wants some action before his long sea voyage and ends up taking the hooker with him. They have to be careful and the hooker has to stay out of sight of the crew because women aren't allowed on ships. But the first mate discovers her and to stop a mutiny, she has to have hot wild sex with him as well. When she's finished with him she goes back to the captain and has more sex.
Also the pirate captain has to have the surname Loffhagen, and the hooker has to be called Ruth

 

[silversword]

I think the best way of disguising her would be for her to dress up as a man/boy. This practice was quite common even on established naval ships. Often the woman would not be discovered until she became heavily pregnant or even gave birth!

Pirate captain could take on his new cabin boy, i'm thinking slight girl within small breasts, much easier to disguise.

hope this helps a little

 

[blooderayne]

If she dressed up as a boy wouldn't the gay sailors want to do her?

 

[BedtimeStories]

Were there gay pirates?

And, anyway, maybe they do want "him" and try for it... Whereupon, they find out this "boy" is an INNIE!

And then what happens...?

 

[blooderayne]

Then... I dunno, Ruth and Matthew Loffhagen III end up being watched having sex by a pervy crewman who joins in?

 

[Sabledrake]

There undoubtedly were gay pirates ... but in the era of ships and sails, sodomy was punishable by death in the eyes of the royal navies and most pirates were pretty intolerant of homosexuality as well. I think Bartholomew Roberts had something against it in his Articles.

Anyway, if anyone takes up this challenge, let us know! I for one would love to read a lusty tale of pirates and wenches. I'd do it myself if I had the time!

-- Sabledrake

 

[blooderayne]

I started writing it, but it got kinda lame and boring and didn't really work out. I think I need a bit more practice at writing

 

[Sabledrake]

bloodrayne > want me to take a look and offer suggestions? I'd like to do all I can to encourage more piratey smut around here

-- Sabledrake